WhatsApp Special Funny Birthday Joke

Suresh changed the subject to “Happy birthday Kalpesh ”

Suresh – Happy bday Kalpesh

Raju- Happy bday Kalpesh

Ganesh – Happy bday Kalpesh

Rhohit – Happy bday Kalpesh

sagar – Happy bday Kalpesh

Neha : hb

Rahul: happy birthday kalpesh
Yogesh: happy b kalpesh
Pintya: happy birthday kalpesh

Jitendra: happy birthday kalpesh ♨

Kalpesh – thanks Neha..

Suresh changed the subject to “kalpesh haramkhor kutta “

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Funny Joke in English

A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told ” i love u”

Man placed his hand on her head: ” this love and infatuation all are nothing,
Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life”

Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:” i have written some wisdom for you. Read before u sleep” and went away..

Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.

“Are you blind?my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!”

MEN ARE MEN..

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Chak de India Feeling – Indian Joke

When you drive in UP you get that chak de india feeling.

Isne left indicator chalu kiya hai ye left mudega
par nahi iska face right ki taraf hai ye right mudega.
Ya khuda ye to bich raaste me chal raha hai ye thookne ke liye rukega.

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Sharaab Peekar aaya Aadmi

Biwi:
Jo Aadmi Roj Sharab Peekar Aaye Uske Liye Mere Mann Mein koi Hamdardi Nahi hai..!

Pati :
Jisko Roj Sharab Mil jaye, Use tumhari Hamdardi Ki Jarurat bhi nahi hai

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Funny Diwali Joke – Phatakha

Instead of burning a phataka ,,,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
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Date a phataka…!!!

Have an eco-friendly diwali..

Applicable to bachelors only!

Coz married people already living with nuclear Bomb

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Why is Diwali celebrated?

A mom asked her elder kid to explain diwali to his brother ..
.
He replied:
“So look, this dude Ram had, like a big kingdom,
& people liked him but like his step mom or sumthin, was kinda weird and she forced her hubby to send this Ram to some jungle or something..

Coz he was goin for 14yrs, So his wife n bro got along..(U know just 2 chill)

But dude forest was real scary shit.. Was full of devils n things like dat,
but dis dude killed them with arrows..
But den sum bad gangstar Ravan
picked up his babe Sita..
Dis Dude Ram n his bro got real mad…huh….

So dey got an army of monkeys..don’t ask how…Attacked Ravan
got d babe n returned home..People thought atleast dey deserve something.

Dey had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff to party…
So they lit lamps..N this is how it all started .

Mom fainted !!

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Very emotional funny quote on attachment!

A very emotional quote !!

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night …

Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other …

Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment …

But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as ‘Increment letter’ and the attached file is missing..

That’s when you realize the true meaning of Attachment … !!

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Chalaak Santa joke

Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha

Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karne walle ko sms kiya

“Maine woh sim band kar diya hai,
ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tang nahin kar sakta!”..!!

Santa Banta Jokes | Joker

Nike was founded by Men

Nike was founded by Men,
SO its tagline says..
“Just Do It”

If Nike had been founded by a woman,
its tagline would have been:

“Just do it.. if you want to… I don’t want to force you..
it’s your life, anyway you don’t listen to me…Do what you
want to do… Who am I to say anything… But it has to
happen, and you have to do it!!”

😛 😀

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Friends Rock – Funny English Story

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, “Joe, we both loved cricket all our lives, and we played cricket on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s bat and ball there.”

Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed,” Mike, you’ve been my best friend for many years. If it’s at all possible, I’ll do this favour for you.

Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, “Mike–Mike.”

“Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?”

“Mike–it’s me, Joe.”

“You’re not Joe. Joe just died.”

“I’m telling you, it’s me, Joe,” insists the voice.”

“Joe! Where are you?”

“In heaven”, replies Joe. “I have some really good news and a little bad news.”

“Tell me the good news first,” says Mike.

“The good news,” Joe says,” is that there’s bat and ball in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we’re all young again. Better still, it’s always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play cricket all we want, and we never get tired.”

That’s fantastic,” says Mike. “It’s beyond my wildest dreams! So what’s the bad news?

“You’re in the team for this Saturday’s match !!!”

Friends rock! heaven or hell

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Funny Complicated Facts about Women

Seven complicated facts about Women:

1. They believe in saving.
2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.
3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.
4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
7. Expect men to compliment, but don’t believe them if complimented.

Extremely Complicated!!

Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, Girls | Joker

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