Earthquake ke baad aaya SMS

Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.

From :- Rajnikant

Mind It!

1947 ka popular SMS

1947 ka mashhoor SMS…

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Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga…
Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye!
CRAZY FANS… πŸ˜€

Ladki Se Nasha Hota hai

Ladki Se Nasha Hota hai,

Nashe Se Junoon,

Junun Se Mehnat,

Mehnat Se Padhai,

Padhai Se Career

IsLiye Career Banane K Liye…
Ladki Patana Zaruri hai dost!

Maine I Love You bola

“I LOVE YOU”.

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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
Bas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha..

Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

Funny Mobile Recharge Jokes

Net pack khatam ho raha hai, Koi hai recharge karwane wala?

Abhay ne mere mobile mein 100 Rs ka recharge karaya to uski 3 din baad naukri lag gayi!

Jagdish ne 150 ka karaya, Uski shaadi pakki ho gayi!

Ahmed ne 50 ka karaya, Uska khoya bakra wapas aa gaya!

Harwinder Singh ne 125 ka karaya, Use Canada jaane ka Visa mila!

Sheela ne 500 ka karaya, wo jawaan ho gayi..

Munni ne nahin karaya, Wo badnam ho gayi!

Aage aapki marzi…!

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Koi bhi 1 number mann mein rakho..

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100
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Aur utneka recharge mere mobile par karo,
Main apko bataunga kitna balance aaya hai!!

hasoo mat, Like karo. Share karo!

Funny SMS Shayari in Tapori Style

Abe dost,

Ek Sher Bol Rela hai main,

Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,

Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,

Tumhare Mobile Mein Light Hamare SMS Se Hoti Hai, Battery Se Nahi! πŸ˜‰

Thok taali ab πŸ˜€

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