funny sms ka bura nahi maante!

Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.

Sorry Bura laga kya?

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Coffee is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I’m Smart & You’re Fool.

Lo or Bura Maan lo… :-P :-D

Funny Shayari | Hindi, Hinglish, SMS | Joker

Ladki Se Nasha Hota hai

Ladki Se Nasha Hota hai,

Nashe Se Junoon,

Junun Se Mehnat,

Mehnat Se Padhai,

Padhai Se Career

IsLiye Career Banane K Liye…
Ladki Patana Zaruri hai dost!

WhatsApp | Hindi, SMS | Joker

Maine I Love You bola

“I LOVE YOU”.

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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
Bas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha..

Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

Jokes | Hindi, SMS | Joker

Funny Mobile Recharge Jokes

Net pack khatam ho raha hai, Koi hai recharge karwane wala?

Abhay ne mere mobile mein 100 Rs ka recharge karaya to uski 3 din baad naukri lag gayi!

Jagdish ne 150 ka karaya, Uski shaadi pakki ho gayi!

Ahmed ne 50 ka karaya, Uska khoya bakra wapas aa gaya!

Harwinder Singh ne 125 ka karaya, Use Canada jaane ka Visa mila!

Sheela ne 500 ka karaya, wo jawaan ho gayi..

Munni ne nahin karaya, Wo badnam ho gayi!

Aage aapki marzi…!

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Koi bhi 1 number mann mein rakho..

10
30
100
200
250
500

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Aur utneka recharge mere mobile par karo,
Main apko bataunga kitna balance aaya hai!!

hasoo mat, Like karo. Share karo!

WhatsApp | Hindi, Mobile, SMS | Joker

Hijade aur Shaadi ki Badhaai

hindi-chutkule-099

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye…

Pehli: haaye haaye, main to 1100 lungi

Dusri boli: main to 2100 lungi

Peechhe se Santa bola

“Abey 2310 le lo… usme FM bhi hai !!”

:-P #Nokia

Chutkule, Santa Banta | Hindi, JOTD, SMS | Joker

Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

Nayi Cheez Dekho:

Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom

Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhure hain –

Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

Quotes | Friendship, Hindi, SMS | Aditya

Funny SMS Shayari in Tapori Style

Abe dost,

Ek Sher Bol Rela hai main,

Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,

Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,

Tumhare Mobile Mein Light Hamare SMS Se Hoti Hai, Battery Se Nahi! ;-)

Thok taali ab :-D

Funny Shayari | Hindi, Mobile, SMS | Joker

Raat Hogi To Chand Dikhai Dega

Raat Hogi To Chand Dikhai Dega…

Khwabo Me Wo Chehra Dikhai Dega…

Ye Kisi Ka Pyaar Bhara “Good night” Message Hai.

Reply Kiya Nahi To Sapne Me “Bhoot” Dikhai Dega!!

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi, JOTD, SMS | Joker

Kanjoos aur Mobile SMS

Khud ko karo Kanjoos itna
Ki Har SMS bhejne se pehle

Service center wale khud Call karke puchhein,

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Kya aap sach mein ise bhejna chahte hain? Ya SENDING Fail kar dun? :-D

Funny Shayari | Hindi, JOTD, SMS | Joker
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