Student ki Bhagwan se baatein

Student to God:
Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya bat hai.

After the exam…

God:
Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi… ๐Ÿ˜€

WhatsApp Jokes | Exams, Hindi, School | Joker

Teacher: Batao akbar kaun tha – Naughty Pappu

Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha

Pappu : pata nahi sir…

Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega

Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai

Teacher : pata nahi…

Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, School | Joker

Pappu aur College ki Ladki

Pappu college ki ladki se bola :
“I love you, Ab tum mujhe bolo..”

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Girl :”Main abhi ja kar sir ko bolti hoon”

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Pappu : “Pagli sir ko mat bol,
Unki shaadi ho gayi hai”

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Pappu, School | Joker

Bollywood Songs for School Life

school-life-bollywood-songsSCHOOL :
Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala

TUTION :
Idhar chala mai udhar chala

MATHS :
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

SCIENCE :
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

GEOGRAPHY :
Musafir hoon main yaaro

ECONOMICS :
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,
paise pe kyu tu marti hai

EXAM :
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

RESULT :
Jiya dhadak dhadak

PASS :
Aaj mai upar asman niche ๐Ÿ˜€

FAIL :
Jag suna suna lage.. ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜›

Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi, Jokes, School | Joker

Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?

Puchh rahi thi wo kal mujhse.. Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?

Muskurakar maine jawab diya:

Pagal, yaad karna itna aasan hota to..
College mein Top na kar lete hum?!!

Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, School | Joker

Funny Joke on Teachers

Teacher in class:
Suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga..
Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kar aana

Pappu (to his friend):
Saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai..
Ek photo ke 20/- rupaye lagte hai,
aur hum logo se 50-50 rupaye liye ja rahe hai…
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge,
matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. .
khuli Loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne…
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Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, School, Teacher-Student | Joker

Funny student joke – Books ke liye paise

Hostel student to his friend: “bhai dhoka ho gya Dhoka” ;-(

Friend:- kya ho gaya…??

Student:- “Ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the,

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ghar walo ne books hi bhej di…. ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜›

Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, School | Joker

Banta ne bataye cheese ke naam

Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.

Banta :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi

Teacher : Wait a minute, what is ‘Bekhudi’ and ‘Zindagi’?

Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, ‘Bekhudi’ kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, ‘Zindagi’ kya cheese hai…. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

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Santa Banta Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi, School | Joker

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