Sardar on call

Sardar dials a number

a Girl answered….

Sardar: Hello… kaun?

Girl: Main Seeta…

Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate… !!!

:[P :[D

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Indian, Sardar | Joker

The Brilliant Sardar

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar…

How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?

Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.. ๐Ÿ˜€

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Sardar ji ke SMS

Jeetto: Sardadr ji tussi ek hi message 2-2 baar kyun bhejde ho?

Sardar ji: Le kardi na pagalo wali gal! O jeetto, ek tu rakh le te dujja forward kar de.. iss vaste!

Jeetto: Te phir tussi 3 baar bheja karo!

Sardar ji: Oo kyun?

Jeetto: Oji pher ek ko delete bhi to karna honda hai! ๐Ÿ˜€

Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Nurse Sardar Se

Hospital me Nurse:
Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida hua hai!

Sardar:
Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai.
Biwi yaha hospital mein hai aur beta ghar mein paida hua hai!!

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya…

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Puchha: Body Aa Gayi Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi…

Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai! ๐Ÿ˜€

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Sardars on phone call

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone
and says ‘Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon’.

The other sardar replies ‘Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!’ ๐Ÿ˜€

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Santa helping in USA

Santa Sardar ji USA mein the…

Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi..

Santa Fire Brigade walo se:
Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga!

Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir ek ladki
Phir ek aadmi, phir ek aurat…
Santa ne sabko pakad liya…

Phir..

Ek Negro (black banda) aaya, to Santa ne chhod diya!!

Aur Bola:

Abe Saalo, Jo jal gaye hain unko to mat fenko!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Santa Banta Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Sardar Having Non Veg

English men have 1 month of festival in which they don’t eat non veg.

In their area there lived a sardaar who eats daily chicken.

Disturbed with the smell of chicken the English men decided to complain to Pope.

Pope called up Sardar and asked him to start following the Christian Religion and practice and he agreed.

So the Pope sprinkled holy water on Sardaar and said “You born as a “Sikh”, raised as a “Sikh”, but now you are a”Christian”!

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Next day again Chicken smell came from Sardaar house.. So all English men visited Sardar’s house and they saw……

Sardaar was sprinkling Holy water on Chicken and said
“You born as ‘Chicken’, raised as a ‘chicken’ but now you are ..’Potato’.. ๐Ÿ˜€

Christians shocked!! sardar rock!

Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, Sardar | Joker

Sardar ka mast jawab

mahila train se utri,
usne Sardar se puchha: yeh kaun sa station hai?

Sardar hasaa, ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

zor se hasaa,
zor zor se hasaa,
haste haste lot pot ho gaya..

aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola:

Pagli,
Ye Railway station hai…!

Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Sardar | Joker

Funny Punjabi Jokes

Santa- kal mere vyah te tu kii payenga…

Banta- daaru pee ke kalesh.

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Punjab Airlines..

Air hostess: Sir kee loge ?

Sardar: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi

Air hostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te ni.=)) =D???

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Painted behind a Punjab Roadways bus :-

“Je waheguru da hukam hoya,
Taan manzil tak pahuncha davaange!”

“Je akkh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila davaange!”
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Santa Banta Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, JOTD, Punjabi, Sardar | Joker

New Sardar Jokes – Mast hain aur Funny Bhi

Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h…

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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…

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Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le…

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Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi.

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Ek Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche
|||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo…
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WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Sardar | Joker

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