Excellent Innovation in Indian Mobiles – Joke on Politicians

Excellent innovation.

Samsung has just incorporated a new feature in their latest hand set …

Concept: Make in India !

Say ‘Modi’ ….’Modi’ … twice in your handset and it goes into flight mode.

Say Singh Singh twice & it will take you to silent mode.

Say Arnaab Arnaab twice & it will swith on the loud speaker.

Say Kejri kejri twice & it will start shivering and go into vibrating mode.

Say Rahul Rahul twice & it will switch off the phone.

Politician Jokes | Kejriwal, Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi and Nestle Case

BREAKING NEWS…

Sonia Gandhi ne kara Nestle par case
Kaha… Maggi ki wajah se nahin ho paya Rahul ke dimaag ka vikaas!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Rajnikanth Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Alia ki tokri, Aur Rahul baba ka dimaag

Alia Bhatt to Rahul :
Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai.
toh tokri ke aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne hai…
to 10 k 10 tere….
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai… .
to ande dene wali Murgi bhi teri…. .

Rahul Gandhi :- Arey koi HINT TO De!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

Celebrity Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi aur Gareeb Kisaan

Rahul Gandhi: Gareeb kisano ko Rooh-afza diya jayega.

Sonia Gandhi: Beta Roohafza nahi muavza!!

๐Ÿ˜€ Poor Pappu ๐Ÿ˜›

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi ki Shaadi

Rahul Gandhi: Maa, Aapki wajah se hi meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..

Soniya: Wo kaise?

Rahul: Aaapke har poster mein likha hota hai..
Soniya ji ko “Bahu-Mat” do..

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi – Special Neta

Rahul Gandhi ekmatra aise jeevit rajneta hain,
Jo,
Janmdin manane Landon,
Ilaaj karane Newyork,
Baal katwane Spain,

aur ‘Naak’ katwane bharat aate hain!

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi (Jokes) Returns from Bangkok

Rahul gandhi ke swagat mein band baza walo ki kutayi sirf isliye ho gayi kyunki unhone..

“TUM TO THEHRE PARDESI, SATH KYA NIBHAOGE”

bazaa diya tha!

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Rahul Gandhi kehte hai “Congress koi party nahi, ek Soch hai”

aur

Vidya Balan kehti hai “Jahan Soch hai, wahan Shouchalay hai”

Bada confusion hai bhai!!

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After hearing Rahul for 3 hrs in a rally,

all the farmers collected 100 each and gave to Sonia Gandhi,
saying “you should also be compensated.. Fasal to aapki bhi kharab Hui hai”..

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Rahul Gandhi called up Dominos Pizza and shouted at the branch manager, “You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there’s nothing on it!! No cheese, no toppings, nothing – it’s just a circle of plain bread! What the hell is wrong with you guys? I am gonna close you guys down permanently and get you personally arrested!!!”

10 mins later Soniaji calls back to Dominos and apologises to the manager, “Sorry, he opened the box upside down!”

#RahulReturns

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Rahul Gandhi : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ?

Farmer : Gehu, Chaval, Bajri

Rahul Gandhi: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ?

Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha.

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Rahul Gandhi kisan rally

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rahul gandhi pogo joke

Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Sachin, Ambani, Modi aur Rahul Gandhi on a plane

Ek baar ek hawai jahaj mein 5 aadmi safar kar rahe the…

Sachin
Ambani
Rahul Gandhi
Narendra Modi
aur
Ek chhoti sa bachcha!

Achanak Jahaaj mein kuchh kharabi aa gayi,
Wahaa par 4 parachute the..

Sachin Bola:
“Main vishwa ka mahaan ballebaaj hoon,
Mera zinda rehna zaroori hai”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Ambani Bola:
“Main bharat ke dhani logo mein se hoon,
Mera rehna jaroori hai..”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Rahul Gandhi bola:
“Main iss desh ka sabse lokpriya neta hoon,
Mera zinda rehna jaroori hai..”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Narendra Modi bachche se bole:
“Beta aap desh ke bhavishya ho,
Jaao aap antim parachute leke kood jaao!”

Bachcha bola:
“Lekin yaha to 2 parachute hain…
Rahul Gandhi to mera School Bag lekar kood gaya!!”

Hahaha… Share to banta hai!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi Ka Jawab against BJP’s Kiran Bedi

Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress.

Any guesses why?
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Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, Kiran Bedi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Reaction of Celebs after India’s successful mars mission

Alia bhatt: Ab ‘MARS’ wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi..

Rahul gandhi: Main mars se chunav ladunga…

Priyanka Gandhi: We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah.

Anil ambani = my IPL team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name it after my wife’s name
“MARS TINA HOTTERS”.

Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities…

Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi’s government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge..

Geelani = We want Mars free from India…

Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra..

Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada apradh hotey hain.

And the best statement comes from pakistan

Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lawange ….

Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Hindi, Kejriwal, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party – Modi, Adwani, Rahul Jokes

Rashtrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui….

Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.

๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Narendra modi ki door ki soch :
Nawaz sharif ko isliye bulaya ..
Taki shapath grahan samaroh me koi aatanki hamla naa ho
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Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Narendra Modi, Nawaz Sharif, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

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