Santa ki Aakhiri Khwahish

This is ultimate:

Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”

Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”

Yamraj fainted….! :-P :-D

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi, Hinglish, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi, Salman Khan | Joker

Jab yeh log paida hue – Funny Celebrities Joke

Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!

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Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!

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Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!
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Celebrity, CID, Politician, WhatsApp | Ekta Kapoor, Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi | Joker

Manmohan Singh got confused

America mein Narendra Modi ka itna craze dekhne ke baad..

Manmohan Singh ne bahut Himmat karke Sonia Gandhi se puchha:

ki

“Madam, Aapne mujhe jo banaya tha, wo PM hi tha na?”

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, JOTD, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party – Modi, Adwani, Rahul Jokes

Rashtrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui….

Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.

:-D :-P

Narendra modi ki door ki soch :
Nawaz sharif ko isliye bulaya ..
Taki shapath grahan samaroh me koi aatanki hamla naa ho
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Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Narendra Modi, Nawaz Sharif, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rahul, Kejriwal and Modi in a Ship

Ek baar rahul,
kejriwal
aur
Modi

Ek ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!”

Rahul ne Sui phenki.
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Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker
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