Modi ji ki videsh yatra

Modi ji: Secretary, batao aur kaun sa desh bach gaya hai ghumne ke liye?

Secretary: Apna hi desh reh gaya hai sir..

Bharatwasi chakit hain ki aakhir unhone
Pradhan mantri chuna tha ya Vasco DaGama..
Jo Duniya ki khoj par nikla hai!!

Politician | Hindi, Narendra Modi | Joker

Jokes on Modi ka 10 lakh ka Suit

Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! ๐Ÿ˜€

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Pehna Suit hazaar ka,
Bataya lakh ka,
Aur becha Crore mein,
Wah re Gujrati, Wah!

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Khabar hai Nawaz Sharif bhi suit silwane gaye the,
Parantu darji ne “Sharif” likhne se mana kar diya!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Kejriwal, Narendra Modi | Joker

Obama aur Monkey Bath

Today a friend called me from US and asked what is monkey bath?

Even i was shocked to hear that?
Then i asked him why he is asking this ?

He replied that its widespread news here that Obama Shall have the Monkey Bath with Modi.

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Later on I realized that he was talking about “Mann Ki Baat”…. !!

WhatsApp | English, Hinglish, Narendra Modi, Obama | Joker

Santa ki Aakhiri Khwahish

This is ultimate:

Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”

Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”

Yamraj fainted….! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi, Hinglish, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi, Salman Khan | Joker

Jab yeh log paida hue – Funny Celebrities Joke

Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!

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Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!

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Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!
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Celebrity, CID, Politician, WhatsApp | Ekta Kapoor, Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi | Joker

Manmohan Singh got confused

America mein Narendra Modi ka itna craze dekhne ke baad..

Manmohan Singh ne bahut Himmat karke Sonia Gandhi se puchha:

ki

“Madam, Aapne mujhe jo banaya tha, wo PM hi tha na?”

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, JOTD, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party – Modi, Adwani, Rahul Jokes

Rashtrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui….

Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.

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Narendra modi ki door ki soch :
Nawaz sharif ko isliye bulaya ..
Taki shapath grahan samaroh me koi aatanki hamla naa ho
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Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Narendra Modi, Nawaz Sharif, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rahul, Kejriwal and Modi in a Ship

Ek baar rahul,
kejriwal
aur
Modi

Ek ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!”

Rahul ne Sui phenki.
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Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker
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