Jab yeh log paida hue – Funny Celebrities Joke

Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!

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Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!

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Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!

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Jab Suresh Kalmadi paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Ghotala hua hai,
Janch jaari hai!

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Jab Digvijay Singh paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Aapke sath mazak hua hai!

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Jab Narendra Modi paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Aapke ghar Sher-e-Hindustan paida hua hai!

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Jab Manmohan Singh paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Sannata Hua hai!

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Kejriwal ke paida hone se pehle
Doctor gharwalo se bola:
Bachcha aa nahin raha hai,
Andar dharne par baitha hai! :-D

Hanso aur
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Celebrity, CID, Politician, WhatsApp | Ekta Kapoor, Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi | Joker

Manmohan Singh got confused

America mein Narendra Modi ka itna craze dekhne ke baad..

Manmohan Singh ne bahut Himmat karke Sonia Gandhi se puchha:

ki

“Madam, Aapne mujhe jo banaya tha, wo PM hi tha na?”

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, JOTD, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party – Modi, Adwani, Rahul Jokes

Rashtrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui….

Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.

:-D :-P

Narendra modi ki door ki soch :
Nawaz sharif ko isliye bulaya ..
Taki shapath grahan samaroh me koi aatanki hamla naa ho
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Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Narendra Modi, Nawaz Sharif, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rahul, Kejriwal and Modi in a Ship

Ek baar rahul,
kejriwal
aur
Modi

Ek ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!”

Rahul ne Sui phenki.
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Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, JOTD, Kejriwal, Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkaar – Best Jokes and Memes

BJP’s tagline for this Loksabha election campaign is “Ab ki Baar, Modi Sarkar”.

And soon enough, there are jokes floating on internet on this tagline.

ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar jokes

Just chose any line ending with “AAR”… and add the line “Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkar” to it.

Here are few best we have for you.

1.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_alok-nath-joke

2.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_joke_taarak mehta joke

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ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_counting

4.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_salmaan khan joke

5.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_kejriwal joke

6.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_chutny dhokla jokes

7.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_joke_CID-daya

8.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_madhuri-pyaar-joke

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ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar-salman-shahrukh-joke

10.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_twinkle twinkle

11.
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12.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_dicaprio

13.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_jokes

14.
ab_ki_baar_modi_sarkar_joke_batman-joke

Celebrity, Jokes, Politician, Quotes | Alok Nath, Hindi, Kejriwal, Modi Sarkar, Narendra Modi | Joker

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