Patni aur Ghadi ke beech Sambandh

Dono ke beech samaantayein:-

1. Ghadi chaubees ghante tic-tic karti rehti hai, aur Patni chaubees ghante Kit-kit karti rehti hai!

2. Ghadi ki suiyaa ghoom phir ke wahi aa jaati hai, Usi prakaar Patni ko aap kitna bhi samjha lo, wo ghoom-phir kar wahin aa jayegi aur apni baat manwayegi.

3. Ghadi bigad jaaye to Mechanic ke yaha jaati hai, Patni bigad jaaye to Maayke jaati hai.

4.Ghadi ko Charge karne ke liye Cell (battery) ka prayog hota hai, Aur patni ko charge karne ke liye Salary ke prayog hota hai!

Vishamtaaiyein! – differences
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1. Ghadi mein jab 12 bajte hain to teeno suiyaa ek dikhaayi deti hain, Lekin patni ke jab 12 bajte hain to ek patni bhi 3-3 dikhaayi deti hai!

2. Ghadi ke Alarm bajne ka fix time hai, Lekin patni ke Alarm bajne ka koi fix time nahin hai!

3. Ghadi bigad jaaye to ruk jaati hai, Lekin jab patni bigad jaaye to shuru ho jaati hai!

4. Sabse bada antar yeh hai ki Ghadi ko aap jab chahe badal sakte hain, Magar patni ko chah kar bhi badal nahin sakte!

Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Ghadi, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Meri shirt press kar do

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Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.

After 10 minutes

Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…

Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!

Hindi Chutkule, Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Girls, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Yo Yo Honey Singh on phone

Honey Singh on phone:

Uncle,
Hai ghar,
hai paisa hai gadi.

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2 jodi me ladki bhejo,
ladki hui humari

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Uncle:
hai gun
hai talwaar
hai aari,
dubaara phone kiya to
khair nahi tumhari.

Honey singh: ok bye. 😛

Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Honey singh, JOTD | Uday

Dilbert’s one liners

A good 30 laughs – Dilbert’s one liners:
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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.
When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
Born free, taxed to death.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork..
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Beat the 5 O’clock rush, leave work at noon!
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Someday is not a day of the week
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
The road to success…. Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it !!!

Funny Quotes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, JOTD, Oneliners | Joker

Krishna Aur Radha

Modern krishna to radha..

Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori
Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori…

Radha boli…

Jyada line mat mar…
coz i hate love story! 

;-} :[P

Funny Shayari | Bollywood, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Hariyanvi Chhora aur Dilli ki Ladki

Ek haryanvi chhote ki dilli ki ek ladki se friendship ho gayi.

Usne ladki ko message bheja..

Mukhda bhi tera khaas konya,
Haddiyo par tere maans konya,
Propose tanne main kya karun baawli,
Teri to valentines day tak jeene ke aas kona!

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp Jokes | Haryanvi, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Hoshiyar Husband aur Innocent Biwi

Subah subah biwi ne husband se newsaper manga…

Husband:
kitni backward ho tum…
duniya kaha se kaha pahunch gyi
aur tum newspaper mang rahi ho?
Ye mera TAB le lo….

Biwi ne TAB liya aur uss se cockroach mar diya..

Husband Behosh…!! :-O

Moral-
Biwi jo mange…de do 😀

Husband Wife Jokes | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Santa ne bheja Banta ko Hindi SMS

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Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja:
Bhejane-wala mahaan,
padhane-wala gadha.

Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai:
Bhejane-wala gadha,
padhane-wala mahaan.

😀 😛

Hindi Chutkule, Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Kya aapne kabhi socha hai?

Kya kabhi socha hai?
Ki Hospital mein Operation se pehle Mareez ko behosh kyun kiya jaata hai?

Agar behosh nahin kiya aur Mareez operation karna seekh gaya
To doctoro ko kaun puchhega? Bole ot lag jayegi na unke dhandhe ki wattt!! 😀

PJ - Poor Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

8 Important Baatein – Jo kuchh bhi kar sakti hai

8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai:

1 Sorry – Galti Ko.
2 Dukh – Zindagi Ko.
3 Gussa – Rishte Ko.
4 Jhuth – Vishwas Ko.
5 Saath – Gam Ko.
6 Dhokha – Pyaar Ko.
7 Facebook – Career Ko
8 Whats app – Time Ko. 😀

WhatsApp Jokes | Facebook, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

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