Baap – Bete ki shandaar baatein – Hindi joke

Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying, the father says sorry.

Smart Son says : Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say “sorry” to it. Are the scars on the paper gone? Nahi na.. Relationships are like this .

Smarter Dad says : Take my scooter and try to start. does it start ? Nahin naa… Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start ? Hua na… Haram-khor.. Tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper – waper nahi. Aage se ye Facebook/WhatsApp wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena.

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Chak de India Feeling – Indian Joke

When you drive in UP you get that chak de india feeling.

Isne left indicator chalu kiya hai ye left mudega
par nahi iska face right ki taraf hai ye right mudega.
Ya khuda ye to bich raaste me chal raha hai ye thookne ke liye rukega.

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Sharaab Peekar aaya Aadmi

Biwi:
Jo Aadmi Roj Sharab Peekar Aaye Uske Liye Mere Mann Mein koi Hamdardi Nahi hai..!

Pati :
Jisko Roj Sharab Mil jaye, Use tumhari Hamdardi Ki Jarurat bhi nahi hai

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Lady Driver’s problem

Car Mechanic : madam engine mein oil nahin hai aur break bhi kam lag rahe hain

Lady driver : Choti moti problem to hoti reheti hai. Tum pahele mirror theek Karo

WhatsApp Jokes | Girls, Hindi | Joker

Kareena ko baby hua kaala

Kareena ko ladka hua,
Bilkul kaala.

Saif ne kaha:
Tu gori, Main gora
ladka kaise kala…?

Kareena Replied:
Tu Hot, Main Hot …
Jal Gaya Saala..!!

Celebrity Jokes, Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Khatarnak PJ

I met a person, who’s name was Sabarjot.
He was a Fruit seller.

No matter what fruit he sold, they were all very sweet!

One day i asked him,
“How are all your fruits so sweet?”

He Replied,

.

“It’s because ‘Sabar’ ka ‘phal’ hamesha meetha hota hai..!!

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Daaru chhodne ki soch raha hoon

Little Johny ke thoughts…

Soch raha hoon, ki Daaru chhod dun!!

But problem yeh hai ki kiske paas chhodu!
Saale sab dost kameeene hain!

Little Johny Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Biwi aur Sharaab

Biwi:
Jo Aadmi Roj Sharab Peekar Aaye Uske Liye Mere Mann Mein koi Hamdardi Nahi hai..!

Pati :
Jisko Roj Sharab Mil jaye, Use tumhari Hamdardi Ki Jarurat bhi nahi hai!! 😀

Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Phone par mili dhamki

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai…

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”

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Hindi Kamaal ki language hai

How Hindi helps us saving time and energy…

In English:
I’m sorry, can’t hear u properly, can you please repeat what’s the matter….?

Aur Hindi mein?

hain? (हैं?)

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Gay marriages in India

While in India:
Arjun : Mom i wanna marry Vicky
Mom : that’s not possible
Arjun : but mom! Same sex marriages are legal now in most parts of the world
Mom : but he’s not of our caste..

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Indian | Joker

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