Bandiya aur Selfie

Height of Selfie…

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?

Wife : Mall mein gayi thi, shopping karne.

Husband : Kya kya liya?

Wife : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.

Husband Wife | Hindi, Selfie | Joker

Funny bollywood PJ

Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…

Laki: Kab tak jamaoge?

Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!! 😀

PJ, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Sardar on call

Sardar dials a number

a Girl answered….

Sardar: Hello… kaun?

Girl: Main Seeta…

Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate… !!!

:[P :[D

WhatsApp | Hindi, Indian, Sardar | Joker

Tum hi ho meri zindagi

Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur…

Wife: Aur kya?

tell me aur kya…. ?

Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya?

Husband: Aur….. Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par :(

:[P :[D

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi, Zindagi | Joker

The Brilliant Sardar

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar…

How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?

Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.. 😀

Student Teacher, WhatsApp | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Baby, where are you?

GF: Where are you?
BF: hospital,had an accident
GF: When will they discharge you?
BF: in 2 days
GF: Ok, ghar jake mera mobile recharge karwa dena :-)

WhatsApp | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

Yeh 5 bachche padhai nahin karne dete

Wo Konse 5 Bachche Hain
Jo Khud Bhi Sara Din Awaragardi Karte Hain
aur Na Khud Padhte Hain Na
Doosron Ko Padhne Dete Hein…

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Nobita, Shuzuka, Jiyan, Sunio
Aur Wo Kamina..
Doremon!

WhatsApp | Cartoon, Hindi | Joker

Maggi aur Tanu weds Manu ki shayari

Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles….
The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered…..
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Hum thode bewafa kya huye.
Aap to badchalan ho gaye

WhatsApp | Bollywood, Hindi | Joker

Santa learning angrezi

Santa: Yaar banta… “I am going” ka matlab kya hota hai?

Banta: Main ja raha hoon..

Santa: abe aise kaise jaayega.. saala 20 log se puchh chuka hun, sab chale gaye… answer bata ke jaa!! 😀

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Santa ka College

Santa na ek college khola,

Naam kya rakha hoga,
Guess karo,

Nahi pata?

Naam Tha…

Women’s College for Boys.

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker
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