2 auratein aur aam

2 auratein ek aam ke ped ke neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi…

Tabhi achanak ped se 1 Aam neeche gira!

Pehli Aurat: Abhi to pedo par Aam kachhe hote hain, To yeh aam kaise neeche gira!

Isse pehle ki dusri aurat kuchh bolti,
Aam khud hath jodkar bol pada:
“Pak gaya hoon behen ji main itni der se tum dono ki baatein sun sun kar!”

WhatsApp | Girls, Hindi | Joker

Ladka aur Ladki ki baatein – Arranged Marriage

Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya…

Unko baat karne ke liye akele baitha diya gaya!

Ladki darte darte: Bhaiya aap kitne bhai behen ho?

Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the, ab 4 ho gaye! :-D

WhatsApp | Boy-Girl, Hindi, Marriage | Joker

O Shaab ji, Motor Kharaab ho gayi

Nepali Naukar (Subah-subah): Oo Shaab ji, Motor kharab ho gayi!

Sahab ji bade pareshan!!
Ab kya karunga, Nahaunga kaise??

Iss kambakht Motor ko bhi subah hi kharab hona tha!

Naukar: Kya karun shaab ji, fenk dun, ishhko kya?

Sahab ji: Pagal hai kya, Karwata hoon shaam tak theek.

Naukar: Theek hai shaab ji.
To phir…
Aaaj….
Aaloo mein Motor ke badle Gobhi daal deta hoon shaab ji!

WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Atal Bihari Vajpayee ji ko Bharat Ratna milne ka karan

Subah subah patni chai nashta puchhne aayi, to maine kaha bana do!
Phir ruk kar puchhne lagi, “Ji yeh atal bihari vajpayee ji ko Bharat Ratna mil raha hai, Aisa kaun sa kaam kiya tha unhone?”

Maine kaha: Shaadi nahin ki thi isliye!

Bas uske baad na chai aayi na nashta :-D

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Teri Bhabhi se hui “Kahasuni”

Shaadishuda mard udaas hota hai,
To yaar dost puchhte hi hain, kya hua?

Jawab hota hai..
Yaar kuchh nahin, teri bhabhi se “Kahasuni” ho gayi..

Jabki “Kaha” kuchh nahi hota,
Sirf “Suni” hoti hai… :-D

Husband Wife | Hindi | Joker

Chor pakadne ki machine

Chor pakadne ki machine bani…

USA mein 1 din mein 9 chor pakde gaye
China mein 30
UK mein 50
Pakistan mein 80
Japan mein 90

aur

aur

Bharat mein 1 ghante mein
Machine hi chori ho gayi!

Bolo bharat mata ki jai!! :-D

Jokes, WhatsApp | Hindi, Indian | Joker

Trending Cricket Jokes after India’s performance in Semi Final against Australia

Udhar jin logo ne Leave Application di thi.. unhone abhi dobara mail ki hai

Dear sir,

My uncle who died in the morning just woke up.
I am reaching office in 30 mins.

Thanks

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India’s batting Line Up
1.Rohit
2.Dhawan
3.Kohli
4.Rahane
5.Raina
6.Dhoni
7. O palanhare,
8. nirgun aur nyare,
9. tumare bin
10 hamara
11 kauno nahee

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On whatsapp groups

Hey Bhagwan,
Aaj kaise bhi India ko jeetado. Admin ka Tirupati main mundan
karvaa denge..!!!

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Indian cricket fan : Hey Sai Baba, bas aaj ka match jeeta dena….

Sai Baba : Beta Sydney hai, Shirdi nahi !!!!

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Kohli misunderstood Dhoni’s statement –
“spend more time with sharma

WhatsApp | Cricket, Hindi, World Cup | Joker

Anushka Sharma Jokes after Kohli’s performance in Semi Final

Anushka virat ka 1 run dekhane Sydney tak gayi…

.

True love Boss!! :-D

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Ab dekh kar Australia ke tevar…
Rone laga anushka ka shohar… :-D

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Anushka’s new status on FB : single!!

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Anushka to Virat in pavilion after his dismissal today…
“Bouncer tha baby, duck karna chahiye tha na”

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Anushka Bhabhi ke dheele pad gaye tevar
Na Saiya chale, na devar!!

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Hum tere bin ab reh nahin paate,
Tum nahin aate to hum “Khel” jaate: Virat Kohli

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Celebrity, WhatsApp | Anushka Sharma, Cricket, Hindi, World Cup | Joker

Student talking to girls in class

Teacher, ladke se: Nalayak, class mein dinbhar ladkiyo ke sath itni baatein kyun karte ho.. ?

.

Ladka: Sir, main gareeb hoon, mere mobile mein whatsapp nahin hai!! :-P

Student Teacher, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Husband’s World Cup Fever

“World Cup Fever”

Patni:
Poora din Cricket, Circket…!
Main ghar chhod ke jaa rahi hoon!

Pati:
Pehli baar Kadmoo ka behetareen istemaal!

Husband Wife | Cricket, Hindi, World Cup | Joker
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