Santa, Banta aur Biwi

Banta: Aur Bata Santa, Kya haal, Biwi ke saath kaisi nibh rahi hai?

Santa:
Bas Mast hai yaar…
Subah jo wo chahe karti hai,
Aur shaam ko jo wo chahe Main karta hoon!

Husband Wife, Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

3 Idiots Part 2 – Facebook

3_idiots_classroom joke

Rancho: *Smiling*..

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi… aaj bana diya hai… bohot maza aa raha hai. :) :)

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai…

Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir…
Ghumne gaye… photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir…
Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!

Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like…
Comment-Like…

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like… Comment-Like…?
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WhatsApp | Bollywood, Facebook, Hindi | Joker

Guess the song – funny PJ

This one is even worse? (earlier one was this )

Guess which song is this

212

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Two (2) mere agal bagal hai… :-D

PJ, WhatsApp | Bollywood, Hindi | Joker

Thand ke mausam par funny shayari

Arzz kiya hai..

Mat dhundo mujhe iss duniya ki tanhai mein…

Thand bahut hai, main yahin hoon, apni rajaai mein!! :-D

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Kisaan aur Uska Beta

Ek Kisaan ka beta jail me tha

us budhe kisan ne apne beteko jail me khat likha –
“beta main aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,
Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudega kash tu meri madad kar pata.”

Bete ne wapas jawab diya –
“papa aap khet mat khodna,
mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe hai !!!
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WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Sunny Leone aur Ek glass doodh

Sunny_Leone_milk

Sunny Leone’s mom: Beti glass ka doodh pee lo…
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Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena.
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Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise
hogi?
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Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir
bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi
ho jaungi.
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Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi
beti ho to doodh pee lo, warna main tum se naraaz
ho jaungi.
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Sunny: OK mama, aap kehti hain toh main doodh
pee leti hoon..gut….gut…gut…
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Aur is tarah Sunny ne doodh pee liya..
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Sunny Leone ka naam sunte hi message end tak
kitne gaur se padh rahe thhe !!!
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Bas karo darindo…
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Soch Badlo…
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Toh Desh Badlega..

Celebrity | Hindi, Sunny Leone | Joker

Santa aur Murgi

Santa roti ka ek bite khud kha raha tha aur ek paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…

Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”

Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.” :-D

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Ladka, Ladki aur Exams ke marks

BoY : Ro kyu rahi ho..??

GaL : Mere Marks bahut kam aaye hai…

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : Sirf 88% ..

Boy:
“Khuda ka Khauf kar ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!!”

WhatsApp | Boy-Girl, Exams, Hindi | Joker
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