Bhikhari ka financial management

EK bhikhari ko 100/- ka note mila..

Wo five star hotel mein gaya aur bharpet khana khaya

3000/- ka bill aaya…

woh Manager se bola: Paise nahin hain..
Manager ne use police ke hawale kar diya..

Bhikhari ne police ko 100/- diye aur chhoot gaya!!

Isko bolte hain..

Financial Management without MBA in India.

WhatsApp | Bhikhari, Hindi | Joker

Earthquake ke baad aaya SMS

Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.

From :- Rajnikant

Mind It!

Rajnikanth, WhatsApp | Hindi, SMS | Joker

Biwiyo ka Mindset

Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain

Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai…

Aur

Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai!!

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Bollywood, Hindi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi – Special Neta

Rahul Gandhi ekmatra aise jeevit rajneta hain,
Jo,
Janmdin manane Landon,
Ilaaj karane Newyork,
Baal katwane Spain,

aur ‘Naak’ katwane bharat aate hain!

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Santa Maths ka Teacher

Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..

Waiter Banta ne puchha:

Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?

Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!

Santa Banta, Student Teacher | Hindi | Joker

1947 ka popular SMS

1947 ka mashhoor SMS…

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Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga…
Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye!
CRAZY FANS… 😀

PJ, WhatsApp | Hindi, SMS | Joker

Rahul Gandhi (Jokes) Returns from Bangkok

Rahul gandhi ke swagat mein band baza walo ki kutayi sirf isliye ho gayi kyunki unhone..

“TUM TO THEHRE PARDESI, SATH KYA NIBHAOGE”

bazaa diya tha!

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Rahul Gandhi kehte hai “Congress koi party nahi, ek Soch hai”

aur

Vidya Balan kehti hai “Jahan Soch hai, wahan Shouchalay hai”

Bada confusion hai bhai!!

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After hearing Rahul for 3 hrs in a rally,

all the farmers collected 100 each and gave to Sonia Gandhi,
saying “you should also be compensated.. Fasal to aapki bhi kharab Hui hai”..

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Rahul Gandhi called up Dominos Pizza and shouted at the branch manager, “You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there’s nothing on it!! No cheese, no toppings, nothing – it’s just a circle of plain bread! What the hell is wrong with you guys? I am gonna close you guys down permanently and get you personally arrested!!!”

10 mins later Soniaji calls back to Dominos and apologises to the manager, “Sorry, he opened the box upside down!”

#RahulReturns

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Rahul Gandhi : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ?

Farmer : Gehu, Chaval, Bajri

Rahul Gandhi: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ?

Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha.

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Rahul Gandhi kisan rally

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rahul gandhi pogo joke

Celebrity, Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Horror Bollywood films

Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jab kuch
ajeeb sunai deta hai toh woh aise bolti hai…

Kaun hai wahaa??

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Jaise ke Bhoot bolega:
Haan main kitchen mein hoon..
Maggi khayegi??

WhatsApp | Bollywood, Hindi | Joker

Jeevan mein 3 baatein

Jeevan mein 3 baatein kisi ko nahin batani….

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Nahin batani, Matlab nahin batani!
KISI Ko bhi NAHIN!!

PJ, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Yeh joke mast hai, Padhoge to…

Yeh joke padhoge to, Hanste-hanste gir jaoge!
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Isliye likha hi nahin,
Kahin, gir gaye to..!!

I Care For U naa!!

PJ | Hindi | Joker
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