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What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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USB

No claps please!

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Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of ‘Tali-ban’!

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What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?

Bujurg Khalifa!

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Acha bas ek or ☝

How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!
(Dip-lo-massi)

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Ye wala last ☝

How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
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Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)

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Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..

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Share to banta hai boss! Thoko like πŸ˜€

Biwi market se kya laayi!

Biwi market se lauti

Pati: Mera andaza yeh keh raha hai ki iss dibbe mein koi khaane ki cheez hai.

Patni: Arey wah mere pati parmeshwar, aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai, isme mere naye sandals hain!!

Rajni in Talwarbaji competition

Ek baar Rajnikanth Talwarbaaji ke ek muqabale mein pahunche.

Wahaa Cheen, Japan, aur Kayi Anya desho se talwarbaaji ke liye yoddha pahunche the

Pehle Chinese Talwarbaaj ne ek baal ke 2 tukde kar diye

Uske baad aaye Japani ne udati hui makkhi ki gardan kaat di

Phir aayi Apne Indian Rajnikanth Ki baaji….
Rajnikanth ne machchar udaya…
Apni talwar ghumaai…

Lekin machchar udata raha..

Japani aur Chinese dono hi kaafi khush hue, Aur unhone Rajnikanth se Puchha:
“Machchar to Abhi bhi udd raha hai?”

Rajnikanth ne muskurate hue jawab diya,
“Udd to raha hai, Lekin ab wah kabhi Baap nahin ban paayega”!!

Pappu ki hui master se ladai

Pappu ki hui master se ladai

Master ne ki pappu ki pitai

Pappu ka garam hua khoon

Gaya kabristan or master ki,

photo taang ke likh diya

COMING SOON

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Santa in a Bank

Santa Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…

Wo BANK me jaaker so gaya

Puchho kyun?

Kyunki….

Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki

“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”

Innocent Santa πŸ˜‰

Whatsapp Jokes on Narendra Modi’s frequent foreign visits

Biwi bachhe na ho to
aadmi ka ghar mein rehne ka mann hi nahin karta…

Modi ji fir se 3 desho ki videsh yatra pe rawana!

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Kisi ko apne kharab mobile ki
Battery mangwana ho to bata do…

Modi ji china mein hi hain…!

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Kisi ko pata ho to plz batao mujhe,

Mujhe aaj tak samjh nahi aaya ki…

Modi ji election jeete the
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World tour ka package!!

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For Narendra Modi:
Either flight mode is ON
or
Camera is ON

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modi in china funny meme

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Santa ki Bhains aur Lovers

Ek baar Santa ki Bhains kho gayi

Wo dhundta hua park mein pahuncha…
Waha ek ladka apni girlfriend ki aankho mein dekh kar keh raha tha

“jaan mujhe tumhari aankho mein poori duniya dikhayi de rahi hai!”

Santa yeh sunkar bola:
“Bhai zara dekh ke data to ki meri bhains kaha par hai?!”

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