Palak – Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke

palak-hrithik-funny-shayariPalak’s Shayari for Madhuri Dixit

Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke
ek din aap mujhe daad doge

Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke
ek din aap mujhe daad doge

tamma tamma loge, tamma tamma loge tamma…

Palak’s Shayari for Huma Qureshi

Thande paani se nahane se
Bachcho ko ho jaata hai pneumonia

Thande paani se nahane se
Bachcho ko ho jaata hai pneumonia

oo woomaniya, aaaa woomaniya, e-e woomaniya!

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Palak Poem – Kadakti dhoop mein

kiku-palak-funny-poemPalak’s poem for Ali Zafar who came for promotion of ‘Total Siyapa’ Movie with Yami Gautam.

Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon

Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon

mera rang pad jata hai kala…

(kapil: shareer ladki ka muh halwai wala)

Palak:
Panghat pe naache, nache re nache madhubala!

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Gutthi Kapil Shayari from Comedy Nights

Kapil-gutthi-comedy nights-shayari

Gutthi
——-
Arz thoka hai..
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,

Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,

Jidhar dekho bazaar mein 50% off chal raha hai!!

Kapil
——
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna, Continue reading

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Palak Shayari – Na Jeene ki Arzoo

Palak-Comedy-Nights-Shayari

Arz Kiya hai…

Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf

Na jeene ki arzoo, na marne ka khauf

The number you are dialing is currently switched off! 😀

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Sunil Grover (Gutthi) Funny Shayari in Comedy Nights

Gutthi-Sunil-Grover-Anu-Malik-Comedy-Nights-Kapil

Na train mein, na phoolo mein
na rasoi mein na rain mein
dard milta hai to
tere diye hue pain mein…!

Na tan se, na mann se, na dhan se
Sarkar darti hai, to anna ke anshan se

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Gutthi Poem for Akshay Kumar

Baari barsi khatan gaya si

Khatt ke leyandi saari

Baari barsi khatan gaya si

Khatt ke leyandi saari

Main Khilaadi, tu anaadi

Main Khilaadi, tu anaadi
o o o ooo o o (song tune) :

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Kapil Sharma & Gutthi PJ

Kapil Sharma: Arey yaar yeh Gandhi ji har note par hanste kyon rahte hai?

Gutthi: Simple hai, wo royenge toh note geela ho jayega na …..ha ha.. Don’t Mind 😀

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Comedy Nights With Kapil Song by Sonu Nigam

This song lyrics are similar to ‘Yeh Dil Deewana’ song from Movie Pardes, sung by Sonu Nigam.

Kapil

O Kapil…

1, 2, 3…..

Kapil

Deewaaanaa
Mastaanaaa hai Kapil
Comedy Nights… Number One
Number one…. hai yeh Kapil

Iski Bua hai sabpe bhari
Daadi ki daaru se yaari
Biwi iske Pyaar ko Tarse…. Bechaariiii

Gutthi Palak ka apna Ronaaaa
Siddhu Sahab ko chup na honaaa…
Pagal ho jaaye jo saare jaaye Mil…. Kapil

O Deewanaa

O deewanaa… hai yeh kapil

Sonu Nigam on Comedy Nights with Kapil

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