1. They believe in saving.
2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.
3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.
4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
7. Expect men to compliment, but don’t believe them if complimented.
First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy-looking?
First Woman: Oh Goodness, no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with it how it is, I think.
Second Woman: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts-that would really suit you. I was going to do that except that I was afraid it would accentuate my long neck.
First Woman: What’s wrong with your neck? I would love to have a neck like yours; anything to take attention away from my awful shoulder line.
Second Woman: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything hangs so well on you. You’re like a walking fashion catalogue. But look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess…
(Joke Doesn’t End Here)
GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai… Pak Gaye Hai…
GIRL 2: Haan Yaar… Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf unth!
(The Joke Doesn’t End Here Either)
Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai…
BOY: Chalo Girls… Chess Khelte Hain…
Both GIRLS: Nahi… Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge…
BOY: Chalo Yaar… Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela…
Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge…
BOY: Okay… Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga…
Both GIRLS: Yupee… Phir Thik Hai…
(The Joke Still Doesn’t End)
Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai…
GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar… Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!
GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad): Arre Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume…
GIRL 1: Kaise?
GIRL 2: Woh Lefty Hi Hoga…!
A certain private school was faced with a unique problem, where a number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick.
They would apply it in the bathroom, which was fine. But after that they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance janitor would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance janitor. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine all the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance janitor to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled mop, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
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