Lot of tension..
Too much work..
ha! ha! ha!
I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It’s time to display the patriotism by entire nation.
I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave.
Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final. My nation needs me.
Kindly grant me the leave.
Auto reply from boss.
I will be on sick leave tomorrow.
Response will be delayed.
If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”
Pappu, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me half chicken tandoori and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
Bar man processed his request and gave him his
meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he
shouted for another order, ”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying
Pappu is “The Man”.
When Pappu finished his drink he shouted again:
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”. . .