Johny Johny Employee Poem

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!

WhatsApp | English | Joker

What are vowels?

Teacher: What are vowels ?

Student : Vowels are special sounds that are heard during S3x..

Student Teacher | English, Naughty | Joker

Are you an alcoholic?

I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
“ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!”

My wife insisted I make the call..

I Called up.
It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”…

My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!

Husband Wife, Jokes, WhatsApp | English, Sharabi | Joker

Leave Application for watching India vs Australia Semi Final Match

Leave Application

Dear Sir,

Greetings!
I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It’s time to display the patriotism by entire nation.
I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave.
Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final. My nation needs me.
Kindly grant me the leave.

.

.

Auto reply from boss.

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.

Dear Sender,

I will be on sick leave tomorrow.
Response will be delayed.

Regards.

😀 😛

WhatsApp | Cricket, English, World Cup | Joker

What if somebody makes a mistake?

If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
..
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
..
..
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
..
..
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
..
..
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
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and
..
..
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”

Student Teacher, WhatsApp | English | Joker

Husband Wife in Marriage

Wife ask –
why in all marriages girl sits on left side and
boy on right side?

Husband replies –
According to profit and loss statement a/c all
income is on right side and expenses are on left
side”…..

Happy march ending.

Husband Wife | English | Joker

An apple a day

An apple a day….
is almost a thousand rupees a month….!

Visiting a doctor is cheaper…!!

Be practical…!! 😉 😛

WhatsApp | Doctor, English | Joker

Height of Attitude

“Height of Attitude”

A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Plz Do Not Make Noise By

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Dropping Coins…!!

Use Currency Notes..!! 😀

Jokes, WhatsApp | English | Joker

Pappu in a Bar letting people enjoy

Pappu, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me half chicken tandoori and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
Bar man processed his request and gave him his
meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he
shouted for another order, ”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying
Pappu is “The Man”.
When Pappu finished his drink he shouted again:
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”. . .

Pappu’s funeral is tomorrow at 10 am

Jokes | English | Joker

Baby mosquito’s first flying

Baby mosquito came back after its first flying…
His dad asked him, “how do u feel ?”
He replied “it was wonderful daddy… All humans clapped hands for me!! :)”

Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, why waste time on what people think…

WhatsApp | English | Joker
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