Mother to School Teacher

This is unbeatable…

School teacher sent home a note..:..

“Your son is an obedient & bright student, but spends too much time with girls.!!”

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Mother sent a note back:

“Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem.”

:-D :-P

Husband Wife, Student Teacher | English | Joker

Why do married couples fight?

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started….
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started….
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started….
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, ‘Do you know him?’
‘Yes,’ she sighed, ‘He’s my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.’
‘My Word!’ I said to my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started….
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,’I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.’
I replied, ‘Your eyesight’s perfect.’
And then the fight started….
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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.”
So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started….
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Dedicated to all married couples..
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Husband Wife | English, Marriage | Joker

Difference between Sun and Bun

Difference between Sun and Bun?

Sun rises in the east and sets in the west!

Bun rises in yeast and sets in the waist!! :-D

Jokes | English | Joker

Similarities in Linux OS and Aam Aadmi Party

Linux and AAP

Similarities:
Both are public funded
Both are transparent/open source
Both work on the feedback from the ground / Users.
Linux has a stronghold in ‘Server’ community, as people trust and rely on it.

Dissimilarities
Linux is still more used by the elite developer group, where as AAP, is more closely related to the common man, being the common man’s party.
The sheer number of volunteers of AAP is way higher than Linux.
Aam Aadmi Party has done door to door campaigning. Linux is not going door to door.
The rate of rise of Aaam Aadmi Party is way higher than that of Linux.
Linux is a niche open source project that powers 81% of the mobile phones in the world (Android), 43% of the tablets in the world (Android), 64.7% of the servers in the world and 95.2% of the supercomputers in the world.

Both Linux and Aam Aadmi Party have a long way to go before they reach the masses.

WhatsApp | English, Kejriwal | Joker

Different point of views on Facebook

Different point of views on Facebook!!

Facebook is a place where a Boy Posts Joke but Gets No Response..

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But if a Girl Posts The Same Joke…

She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests !

WhatsApp | Boy-Girl, English, Facebook | Joker

What’s the difference between people who pray

What’s the difference
between
people who pray in temples
and
people who pray in exam centers ?

think?

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People in exam centers are damn serious..!!

Student Teacher, WhatsApp | English, Exams | Aditya

Swami’s Husband Wife jokes

Swami says:

If wife wants husband’s attention, She just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, He just has to look comfortable & happy.

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Swami says :

Every WIFE is a Mistress of her Husband..
Miss for first year & Stress for rest of years.

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Swami says:

Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once?
But many people still go to their in laws house again & again.
Continue reading

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | English | Joker

Wife’s SMS for Hubby

Wife sent text to hubby

“Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return.?”

She sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you.. I have bought a bottLe of Scotch for you!”

He texted “OMG! really?”

She replied – “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”

—– Husband Trolled —–

Husband Wife | English | Joker

Girls Attitude on Dirty WhatsApp Jokes

Attitude of Girls :
When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS

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She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards That to Her Friends
and..
Then Replies the Boy

I Don’t Like That Kind of SMS :/

WhatsApp | English, Girls | Joker

Husband, Wife and A Phone Call

Phone rings at night…

Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!

Wife (on phone): He is at home…

Husband (in anger): What the HELL??

Wife: SHUT UP, It was for ME!! :-D

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | English, Naughty | Joker
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