Intelligent Husband’s reply to wife

Wife was busy in packing her clothes.

Husband – Where are you going ?

Wife – I’m moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing his clothes.

Wife – Now where are you going ?

Husband – I’m also moving to my mother.

Wife – And what about the kids ?

Husband – Well I guess …
If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother …
They should move to their mother.

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Clothes unpacked. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Johny Johny Employee Poem

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!

Are you an alcoholic?

I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
“ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!”

My wife insisted I make the call..

I Called up.
It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”…

My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!

Leave Application for watching India vs Australia Semi Final Match

Leave Application

Dear Sir,

Greetings!
I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It’s time to display the patriotism by entire nation.
I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave.
Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final. My nation needs me.
Kindly grant me the leave.

.

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Auto reply from boss.

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Dear Sender,

I will be on sick leave tomorrow.
Response will be delayed.

Regards.

๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

What if somebody makes a mistake?

If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
..
..
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
..
..
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
..
..
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
..
..
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
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and
..
..
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”

Husband Wife in Marriage

Wife ask –
why in all marriages girl sits on left side and
boy on right side?

Husband replies –
According to profit and loss statement a/c all
income is on right side and expenses are on left
side”…..

Happy march ending.

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