Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
Husband – Where are you going ?
Wife – I’m moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife – Now where are you going ?
Husband – I’m also moving to my mother.
Wife – And what about the kids ?
Husband – Well I guess …
If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother …
They should move to their mother.
Clothes unpacked. 😀 😛
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa?
Papa- No tell me one?
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris
Where will u go?
Papa- It means you like ur mother more? Continue reading
Salman ko jail ki sajaa sunane ke baad logo ke status updates..
Aishwarya Rai: Feeling safe
Vivek Oberoi: Feeling safe
Bandra ke footpathi: Feeling safe
Jodhpur ke hiran: Feeling safe
Ranbir Kapoor: Time to get marry, Feeling safe…!
Lot of tension..
Too much work..
ha! ha! ha!
Teacher: What are vowels ?
Student : Vowels are special sounds that are heard during S3x..
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
“ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!”
My wife insisted I make the call..
I Called up.
It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”…
My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!
I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It’s time to display the patriotism by entire nation.
I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave.
Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final. My nation needs me.
Kindly grant me the leave.
Auto reply from boss.
I will be on sick leave tomorrow.
Response will be delayed.
If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”
Wife ask –
why in all marriages girl sits on left side and
boy on right side?
Husband replies –
According to profit and loss statement a/c all
income is on right side and expenses are on left
Happy march ending.