25 Jun 2015
22 Jun 2015
In a Nursery School Canteen…
There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-
“Do not take more than one, God is watching”
On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.!
21 Jun 2015
Vajpayee, Kalam and Modi have proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life, even a poet, scientist or a chai wala can lead a nation !
Maya, Sonia, Mamta, Uma & Jaya have proved that if there is no husband to disturb, a woman can disturb a nation !
18 Jun 2015
Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, “I hear someone breaking in.”
At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.
When Santa entered the den he was surprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.
As the thief was about to leave Santa said, “You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto.”
The thief said, “Why would you want me to meet your wife?”
Santa replied, “Well, she’s been expecting you from 20 years.”
29 May 2015
One day Little Jonnie says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes… Grandma!
Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother
29 May 2015
Central Govt has banned newly wed couples from going abroad for honeymoon
Modi says “Make In India”!
26 May 2015
Employee: sir I have not linked my account to Aadhar. But I still got gas subsidy.
HR department: that’s not the gas subsidy. That’s your increment!!
18 May 2015
When you’re dead,
you don’t know that you’re dead.
It’s known to others.
It’s the same
when you’re a ch00tiya.
10 May 2015
Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
Husband – Where are you going ?
Wife – I’m moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife – Now where are you going ?
Husband – I’m also moving to my mother.
Wife – And what about the kids ?
Husband – Well I guess …
If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother …
They should move to their mother.
Clothes unpacked. 😀 😛
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa?
Papa- No tell me one?
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris
Where will u go?
Papa- It means you like ur mother more? Continue reading