Kids are too smart these days

In a Nursery School Canteen…

There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-

“Do not take more than one, God is watching”

On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.!

WhatsApp | English, Kids | Joker

Vajpayee, Kalaam, Narendra Modi and Marriage

Vajpayee, Kalam and Modi have proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life, even a poet, scientist or a chai wala can lead a nation !

Maya, Sonia, Mamta, Uma & Jaya have proved that if there is no husband to disturb, a woman can disturb a nation !

Politician | English, Indian, Narendra Modi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker

Thief in the the house

Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, “I hear someone breaking in.”

At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.

When Santa entered the den he was surprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.

As the thief was about to leave Santa said, “You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto.”

The thief said, “Why would you want me to meet your wife?”

Santa replied, “Well, she’s been expecting you from 20 years.”

Santa Banta | English | Joker

Little Johnie’s Partner

One day Little Jonnie says to his father:
I want to get married.

Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes… Grandma!

Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother

Little Johny, WhatsApp | English | Joker

Breaking News from Modi

BREAKING NEWS

Central Govt has banned newly wed couples from going abroad for honeymoon

Modi says “Make In India”!

WhatsApp | English, Narendra Modi | Joker

Gas Subsidy

Employee: sir I have not linked my account to Aadhar. But I still got gas subsidy.

HR department: that’s not the gas subsidy. That’s your increment!!

WhatsApp | English | Joker

Very funny beautiful lines

When you’re dead,
you don’t know that you’re dead.
It’s known to others.

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It’s the same
when you’re a ch00tiya.

PJ, WhatsApp | English | Joker

Intelligent Husband’s reply to wife

Wife was busy in packing her clothes.

Husband – Where are you going ?

Wife – I’m moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing his clothes.

Wife – Now where are you going ?

Husband – I’m also moving to my mother.

Wife – And what about the kids ?

Husband – Well I guess …
If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother …
They should move to their mother.

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Clothes unpacked. 😀 😛

Husband Wife | English | Joker
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