Boy’s funny proposal to a girl

A boy went to propose a girl

Boy : Hey baby, I love u..!! Will you marry me?
Girl : What’s ur status??
Boy : I m the owner of my own big village and I have 1 security,own army,gold mine and wine
Girl : Love you 2 honey. yes Yes

After marriage…
Girl asked the boy where is your village…

And the Boy opens Clash of Clans

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl | Joker

Baby, where are you?

GF: Where are you?
BF: hospital,had an accident
GF: When will they discharge you?
BF: in 2 days
GF: Ok, ghar jake mera mobile recharge karwa dena 🙂

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

Ladka aur Ladki ki baatein – Arranged Marriage

Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya…

Unko baat karne ke liye akele baitha diya gaya!

Ladki darte darte: Bhaiya aap kitne bhai behen ho?

Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the, ab 4 ho gaye! 😀

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, Marriage | Joker

Ladkiyo ki ek Smile

Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti hai..

Sala pure din tak samajh hi nahi aata..

ki “HANS K DEKH RAHI THI” ya “DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI.”!!

Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

Funny boy in love with girl

Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo
Boy : Chodd diya

Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do
Boy : Chodd diya

Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru

Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge?
Boy : Nahin

Girl : Kyun
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achchhi koi mil jayegi

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

Boyfriend Girlfriend chatting on whatsapp about FB

(I bet dis would surely make u laugh)

Twist in the tale

Girl : Hiiiiii

Boy : Hi

Girl : what happened?

Boy : nothing.

Girl : no say na what happened.. u look soo sad

Boy : I’ll ask u something.. and u have to tell me the truth.. will u?

Girl : ok ask

Boy : who is Rajesh loafer?.. He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates on FB. who is the dumb idiot?

Girl : Pls dont say anything about him…!!

Boy: Is he your ex bf? r u still in love with him..???

Girl : why would i love him.. you are my only love…

Boy : Then is he ur brother?

Girl : No no… not like that…

Boy : Then who the hell is he?

Girl : shall we talk something else

Boy : So u r hiding something from me? u have that much close relationship with him…he s so much important to u ryt?

Girl : If i disclose the secret u will definitely scold me…

Boy : I m getting irritated now.. don’t test my patience..

Girl : Pls ya…

Boy : if u don’t tell me i will break our relationship ryt now…

Girl : i will tell u… but promise that u won’t scold me ok??

Boy : oh ok…

Girl : Hmmm… That is my fake profile… if no one likes my dp I like my pic through that login id and also post comments like cute, nice, hot, etc!!!!

Boy- Speechless!!

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, English, Girls | Joker

Ladka, Ladki aur Exams ke marks

BoY : Ro kyu rahi ho..??

GaL : Mere Marks bahut kam aaye hai…

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : Sirf 88% ..

Boy:
“Khuda ka Khauf kar ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!!”

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Exams, Hindi | Joker

Different point of views on Facebook

Different point of views on Facebook!!

Facebook is a place where a Boy Posts Joke but Gets No Response..

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But if a Girl Posts The Same Joke…

She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests !

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, English, Facebook | Joker

Anjan Ladka aur Ladki in a Cafe

Ek ladka ek ladki ko cafe mein akele baitha dekh kar ladki ki table par gaya aur kaha:

ladka: kya main aap ke saath baith sakta hoon?
Ladki (Chillai): nahin, main aaj raat tumhare saath nahin guzaar sakti… !

sab log dekhne lage….. ladka sharminda ho gaya..

kuch der baad ladki uske paas gayi aur maafi mangi aur kaha: Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study kar rahi hoon aur padh rahi hoonke log sharminda ho kar kya mehsoos karte hain…
Ladka (Chillaya): What…?? 10 Hazar ek raat ke bahut zyada hain, kuch kam karo yaar…

Sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne lage. .

Aur phir ladka aahista se bola: Ab kar Study HUMAN NATURE pe

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, JOTD, Naughty | Joker

Khoobsurat ladki Bus Stop par

Ek subah, ek Khoobsurat ladki Bus Stop par khadi thi.

Waha se gujar rahe ek ladke ne use chhedne ki neeyat se fabti kasi..
“Chand to raat mein nikalta hai,
Aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?”

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Ladki ne Muskurakar Jawab diya
“Ulloo to raat mein bolta hai,
Aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai??” 😀

—– Boy Trolled ——

WhatsApp Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Funny question by a girlfriend

Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6

Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???

Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun…!!

Blonde Jokes, Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

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