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Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkaar – Best Jokes and Memes

BJP’s tagline for this Loksabha election campaign is “Ab ki Baar, Modi Sarkar”.

And soon enough, there are jokes floating on internet on this tagline.

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Just chose any line ending with “AAR”… and add the line “Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkar” to it.

Here are few best we have for you.

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Alok Nath Version of ‘Blue Eyes’ and ‘Jab Tak Hai Jaan’

Alok Nath Version of Blue Eyes
Alok-Nath-song-on-Yo-Yo-Honey-Singh-Blue-Eyes

Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi mennu.
Mera aashirwad liya kar jab m
kanyadan krta hu ,
Me wo babuji jo sirf rota rehta hu,
Shadi m aaya hu ,tera kanyadan karlu,
Dek lunga tere saas aur sasur nu..
Leke chalu mandir ,nariyal todke,
sidhe aashirwad du ,na du tolmol k
tonight m gonna hold agarbati light
kar diya tera kanyadan phne krke
garhpe bol de
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy Jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Satsang pe chalna hai ya pehle jayegi
Mandir,
Nahi mera matlab, Satsang ke Mandir,
Tab Lunga Prasad, nahi to Agarbati,
Mandir mien hogi Ghanti, beti Satsang
me asaram ke Geet
You Decide
Ke kya karna hai,
Tera to aaj hi kanyadaan karna hai
Gangajal gira diya hai tune meri pant
pe,
Kehti hai Dhoti phenlo Guru Dwara leke
rent pay.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Suna tere mann mandir mein mere
Kirtan bajte hai,
Samdhan banane ka tere koi plan hai,
Shadi kradu, Fere Lagvadu,
Teri Saas bhi beti Alok ki Samdhan hai,
Teri Saas bhi beti Alok ki Samdhan hai,
Ah, Kehndi Shri Shri Alok Nath.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu,
Glossy jumke, uff yeah Bindiya,
Beti lagdi e Dulhan,
hari om hari om
Heart Attack kare teri vidhai ka dar.
Laal Saari, hypnotise teri kardi a
mennu,
I swear! Puri dress mein Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi
mennu, Sanskari lagdi mennu.

Alok Nath Version of Jab Tak Hai Jaan
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Meri Samdhan Ji Ke Sath Namkeen Mastiyan
Meri Aashirwad Ki Beparwaah Gustakhiyaan
Mere Hatho Se Huye Kaanyadan
Nahi BHoolunga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,

Mere Banaye Rishte Ka Majak Udana
Tera Yun Meri Baar Baar Pagadi Uchalna
Mere Upar Gaane Banana
Nahi Maaf Karunga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,

Mandiron Me Mera Bedhadak Aarti Gaane Se
Baat Baat Pe Bevajah Aashirwad Dene Se
Dhoop aur Agarbatti Jalane Se
Mohabbat Karunga Mai,
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,

Mere Trolls Banane Walon Se,
Mera Yun Majak Banane Se,
Mere Beraham Trends Se,
Nafrat Karunga Mai,
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar

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Alok Nath Version of ‘Lungi Dance’

This Song (on Alok Nath Sanskaars) Lyrics are based on Lungi Dance (Thalaiwaa) song from the movie Chennai Express.

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Sanskaro ko dimag me bithake
alok nath ke jaisa tilak lagake
prasad me nariyal milake
Aa jaao sare mood banake

satsang me jab ye gana bajega
sanskaro me aana padega
ghantii ko bajana padega
charansparsh krke dikhana padega

ladki walo ki taraf se aaya me too
mujhko rokega kon oor kaiko
sari betiyon ka kanyadan karunga
kisi ke daddy se nai darunga

Jisko jo bi hai wo karna wo kar lo
Idhar hi hoon mai khada pakad lo
Ghar pe jaake tum Google kar lo
Mere sanskaro ko Wikipedia pe padh lo

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Alok Nath Version of ‘Party All Night’ – Aarti All Night

alok-nath-aarti-all-nightAaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do…

Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..

Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..

Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..

Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..

Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do…

Bajate Raho..Ghantiiiii
Bajate Raho…Ghantiiii
bajate raho….ghnatiii
bajate rahooo

Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night.. [x2]

Jisne Bhi aarti hai karni
aajao mandir ke bheetar
Nariyal fool lekar
khane ko laga hai langar…

Sadda gudgaon delhi ki betiyaan aayi hai
sath me bhole ki CDiyaan bhi laayi hai
Pujari Prasad ke khud jimedaar hai
karlo aarti saari raat Kal itwar hai..

Ghanti Bajegi Loud
To beti Police bula legi
Us beti se jaake kehdo Ye aarti Yun hi chalegi

Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..

beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi

Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
Party-All-Night-based-aarti-all-night-Song-Lyrics
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..

Khulla mandir Guru Dwara
har beti bole ghar nahi jana
Babuji ko tu karde msg
aaja beti karke bahana

Aarti Hori bahot bhayankar
Aarti ke gajab najare
Jee karta hai bas ek baar hi
Kardu mai Kanyadan tumhare..

Ek kunwari beti ne yun ghnati baja rahi hai
ek hath se baj nahi rahi,do do baja rahi hai
Naache dekho kaisi…Mehfil macha rakhi hai
Itti si tu hai nahi..hein?
Sanskaar bhula rahi hai…

Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
Aarti all night..
We Do Aarti all night..

beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi

Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi

Sunlo saari duniya walo
jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
karenge aarti saari raat
hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo..

Aaj mandira khullan do
Kanyadaan Hullan do
nariyal ko fod faad ke
dukh ashanti bhullan do…

Bajate Raho..Ghantiiiii
Bajate Raho…Ghantiiii
bajate raho….ghnatiii
bajate rahooo

beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi
beti Police bula legi

Fir bhi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi
aarti Yun hi chalegi

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Alok Nath aur Bahu

Bahu: Babuji, I am going to Supermarket

Aloknath: Bahu, Take my Sanskaar!

Bahu: Ab bas bhi karo…

Aloknath: Arrey, I mean my Son’s Car :-D

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Funny Alok Nath Jokes

funny-alok-nath-jokes-the-next-rajnikanth Alok Nath has replaced Rajnikant and CID jokes and all memes!!

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1. When alok nath was born, doctor said “badhai ho, babuji hue hain”

2. Alok Nath school mein bhi lunch box ke badle Prasad le jaya karte the

3. Alok Nath temple run bhi chappal utar kar khelte hain

4. Alok Nath has no friends because he turns “Dosti into Rishteydaari”

5. Alok nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis.

6. Alok Nath celebrated bachelor party in Vaishno Devi.

7. Alok Nath had all senior citizen privileges since he was 6 years old.

8. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

9. Alok Nath has such a personality that sometimes his wife calls him bhaisahab!

10. Alok Nath was the first person to call Parle as ParleG

11. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.

12. Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension

13. Alok Nath reads “All Indians are my brothers and sisters” as “All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis”.

14. Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of the Girl who is yet to be born!

15. Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows : “Last seen doing Kanyadaan at …”

16. When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”

17. Alok Nath wants Facebook to add ‘Aashirwad’ button.

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18. Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal

19. Alok naths watch displays only Achchha and Bura Samay

20. Alok Nath convinced Sunny Leone to quit porn.!

21. Alok Nath’s Caller Tune is ‘Babul ki Duaayein Leti Jaa…’

Alok Nath CV Reads as:-

Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan

Skills- Sanskaar

Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done

Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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