Yo’ Mama is so fat jokes

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her driver’s license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her ass has it’s own congressman.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, her stomach gets home 30 minutes before she does.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

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Yo’ Mama is so fat, the elephants at the zoo throw her peanuts.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she bleeds chocolate milk.

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Yo’ Mama is so poor jokes

Yo’ Mama is so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo’ Mama is so poor she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry

Yo’ Mama is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”

Yo’ Mama is so poor when she goes to KFC, she just licks other people’s fingers!

Yo’ Mama is so poor, people rob her house for practice Continue reading

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Yo’ Mama is so stupid

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them! 😛

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a band-aid on her haircut. 😀

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut. Continue reading

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