Funny Mobile Recharge Jokes

Net pack khatam ho raha hai, Koi hai recharge karwane wala?

Abhay ne mere mobile mein 100 Rs ka recharge karaya to uski 3 din baad naukri lag gayi!

Jagdish ne 150 ka karaya, Uski shaadi pakki ho gayi!

Ahmed ne 50 ka karaya, Uska khoya bakra wapas aa gaya!

Harwinder Singh ne 125 ka karaya, Use Canada jaane ka Visa mila!

Sheela ne 500 ka karaya, wo jawaan ho gayi..

Munni ne nahin karaya, Wo badnam ho gayi!

Aage aapki marzi…!

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Koi bhi 1 number mann mein rakho..

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Aur utneka recharge mere mobile par karo,
Main apko bataunga kitna balance aaya hai!!

hasoo mat, Like karo. Share karo!

WhatsApp | Hindi, Mobile, SMS | Joker

Whats your age dear?

Boy-What is your age?

Girl-we girls dont revail our age to boys..!

Boy-ok whats your Email?

Girl-Pooja1988@gmail.com..!

Boys samjhai to thoko like..! Warna pogo dekho..!

WhatsApp | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

Height of my singleness

A couple beside me is enjoying a lot while
having paani puri…. . . . .
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Whereas i am still thinking . . “Saale is gol
gappe
wale ne mujhe 5 khilae ya 4?”

Jokes, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Latest Funny Husband Wife Jokes

Prabhu
Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!

Sab prabhu ki maya hai

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A Man praying in Kumbh Mela…

Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…
Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…

Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh mein…

Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi try karo

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Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.

husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,
Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo ?

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Husband: Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.

Wife: Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata!!

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Agar aapki wife aapka kehna nahi manti hai to..
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Itna dhyan se mat padho,
kisi ki nahi manti…!!

Iska koi solution nahi hai.

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Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.
Husband: Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Main “hanuman chalisa” padh kar sota hun!

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Unmarried boy: “Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai

Father: “Kar le beta, phir ek hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achchhi lagengi

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Assistant: “Sir, Aap Office Mein Shadi-Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho?”

Boss: “Kyunki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti”

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Husband: tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?

Wife- kyo kya hua?

Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha “Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na??

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Touching story…
A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding.
He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.

Wife looked in his eyes and said:
Sochna bhi mat…
Designer piece hai!!!

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Husband ko Market Jaate hue
Wife ne paise dekar kaha: Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana jis se main SUNDAR Dikhu…

Husband khud k Liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya..!

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Man : Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman : Yeh post office hai, Police station nahi.
Man: Oh sorry . . . . . . . .
Sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau, samajh me nahi aa raha !!!

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Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

4 Ladke Bike par Sawaar

4 ladko ko 1 bike par sawaari karte dekh Traffic police ne rok liya…

Police: Tripple sawaari jurm hai aur tum 4-4 baithe ho!!??

Yeh sunte hi chaaro peechhe dekhne lage,
Aur ek saath bole…

“Saalo, Paanchwa kaha gir gaya?? Jise party deni thi!” :-D

WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Funny Rohit Sharma Jokes

Recently, Rohit Sharma made 264 in an ODI, His 2nd Double Ton in ODIs. After that there are lots of jokes flowing around on whatsapp and twitter.

Rohit Sharma Jokes Double Ton Scores

Here are few to make you laugh.

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Meanwhile, somewhere in space….

Jaadu from koi mil gaya is again confused …
whether he gave his power to rohit mehra or rohit sharma …??

And

Srilanka wale confuse hai ki Rohit Sharma ka score chase karna hai ya india ka!!

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Hanuman ji ke baad, Rohit Sharma aise dusre bhartiya hain,
Jinhone Lanka ka yeh haal kiya hai!!

Rohit Sharma Dekh Bhai Troll

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After watching yesterday’s match .

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Anushka sharma (To virat kohli):
Bhai rohit ka number to forward kar . I don’t want to change my surname!!

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#RohitSharma is like Kumbhkaran;
wakes up once in ages and finishes everything in a go, only to sleep soundly again!

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Srilanka was confused whether to chase Rohit Sharma’s score or India’s total.

Celebrity, WhatsApp | Cricket, Hinglish, Rohit Sharma | Joker

Wife ki problem par Husband ka awesome reply

Wife:
Agar meri shaadi kisi ‘Raakshas’ se bhi ho jaati
to bhi main itni pareshan nahin hoti,
jitni main tumhare saath hoon!

Husband:
Arrey pagli, Blood relation mein shaadiya kaha hoti hai?

:-D Wife trolled!

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Funny Hindi Slogans Behind Truck and Bus

Roadways Bus ke peechhe likha hua tha..

“Je waheguru da hukum hoyaa,
Taa manjil tak pahuncha devange!
Je Ankh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila devange!!”

Ek aur…….

Ek truck ke peechhe likha tha ek behad Sunder sentence..

“Sawdhaani Hati…
Kheer Pudi Banti!!”

(Samajhne wale share karna na bhoolein)

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Funny Hindi Shayari for WhatsApp Group Members

Arz kiya hai…

Kisi ko Mohabbat mein judaai na mile..

wah wah..

wah wah..

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Kisi ko Mohabbat mein judaai na mile..

wah wah..

wah wah..

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Aur..

Aur jo Group mein message na kare,
Use Kadakti Thand mein rajaai na mile…!! :-D

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi, Winter | Joker

Bank Customer aur Madam

Bank mein customer ne cheque dete hue poochha ki “Madam yeh kitne dino mein clear ho jaayega”

Madam: Kam se kam 2-3 din lagenge.

Customer:
Lekin madam itna time kyon lagega?
Jis bank ka cheque maine diya hai woh to saamne waali building mein hi hai!!
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Jokes, WhatsApp | Customer, Hindi | Joker
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