Alia Bhatt after India’s Win Today

Isi beech Alia Bhatt ne David Dhawan ko unke bete Shikhar dhawan ke shatak maarne par badhai di.

Yeh Sunkar David Dhawan phone par hi behosh ho gaye!! :-D

Celebrity, WhatsApp | Alia Bhatt, Hindi, World Cup | Joker

Funny SMS – I like three things

I like three things

1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. You

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Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink
And you to..

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Oh hello, Table kaun saaf karega? ;-)

WhatsApp | Hindi, Hinglish, Insult | Joker

Latest Funny Husband Wife Jokes in English

Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”

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Doctor : How is your headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town.

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Marriage is like a public toilet…

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Wives are magicians……..
They can change anything into an argument.

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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | English | Joker

Dada Dadi ke Jawaani ke din

Ek dada-dadi ne jawani ke dino ko yaad karne ka faisla kiya.

Agle din dada Phool lekar wahin pahuncha, Jahaa wo jawani ke dino mein mila karte the.
Waha khade khade dada ke pairo mein dard ho gaya,
Lekin dadi nahin aayi!

Ghar jakar Dada gusse se: Aayi kyun nahin??

Dadi sharmate hue boli: Mummy ne aane nahin diya!! :-D

WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

India Pakistan World Cup Jokes

15th Feb ko hue India Pakistan Cricket Match mein 6th time (in all world cups) India ne Pak ko hara diya!

Usse pehle aur baad chal rahe whatsapp jokes ka anand lein…

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BEFORE THE MATCH
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Koi bhi jeete, main manta hoon ki dono team achchi bhawna se sirf cricket khele,
Haar-jeet to lagi rehti hai…

Aur haan…

Pakistan ki Toh Band Baja Denge !!

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Pakistaniyo padh lo chahe kitna bhi ‘Kalma’
Tabaahi macha ke rahega Anushka ka ‘Balma‘!

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Pakistani Khiladi: Bhai jaan, haar gaye to kya hoga?

Afridi: Abe yeh soch, jeet gaye to English kaun bolega?!!! :-D

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Isi beech, Start Sports ne ek Ad dikhaya, Ki akhir pakistan patakhe kab fodega?
Match khatam hone ke baad, Usi par ban gaye kayi jokes…

pak patakhe cricket joke meme

dhoni india pakistan patakhe meme

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Aur isi beech Pakistan mein
patakho ki dukaan ke bahar
board lag gaya hai…

“Becha hua maal, wapas nahin hoga!!” :-D :-P

Jokes, WhatsApp | Cricket, Hindi, India-Pakistan, Pakistan | Joker

Message to Pakistani cricket fans after World Cup defeat against India

This is the whatsapp message from an Indian friend to Pakistani cricket fans after World Cup defeat against India..

Dear Pakistan cricket fans

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WhatsApp | Cricket, India-Pakistan | Puja

Bachcho ka pehla teacher

Aadiwasi kshetra mein ek teacher ki niyukti hui..
to class mein pehle din darte-darte pahuncha.. aur bachcho se ek prashna puchha:

“Bachho, Tumhara pehle wala teacher kaisa tha?”

Jawab sunkar bechara Coma mein chala gaya!!

Bachche: Waah! Bahut swadisht tha!!

Student Teacher, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

A Song Dedicated on Radio

A guy calls up the radio station

“Hi, I’d like you play the song ‘Tu hai ke nahi’ from the movie Roy”

RJ – Nice choice. To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song?

Guy – To my salary !!

WhatsApp | Hindi, Hinglish | Joker

Valentines Day Special Naughty Saas Bahut Joke

Saas – Bahu Ke Jhagde Mein suddenly…

Saas: I Have Carried Him For 9 Months.

Bahu:
Only 3.5 Kgs Na?
I Carry Him Every Night & he is 90 Kgs Now… Baat Karti Hai !!!

WhatsApp | Hindi, Naughty, Saas Bahu | Joker

Husband and Wife’s Shopping Idea

Wife saw board outside a shop

“Monsoon Offer Only for today” :
Banarsi saree 10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-

Excited Wife to Husband:
Give me Rs. 500,
I’ll buy 50 sarees..

Husband – Birbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai vo !

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Girls, Hindi | Joker
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