Rahul Gandhi aur Gareeb Kisaan

Rahul Gandhi: Gareeb kisano ko Rooh-afza diya jayega.

Sonia Gandhi: Beta Roohafza nahi muavza!!

😀 Poor Pappu 😛

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker

Whatsapp Jokes on Narendra Modi’s frequent foreign visits

Biwi bachhe na ho to
aadmi ka ghar mein rehne ka mann hi nahin karta…

Modi ji fir se 3 desho ki videsh yatra pe rawana!

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Kisi ko apne kharab mobile ki
Battery mangwana ho to bata do…

Modi ji china mein hi hain…!

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Kisi ko pata ho to plz batao mujhe,

Mujhe aaj tak samjh nahi aaya ki…

Modi ji election jeete the
ya
World tour ka package!!

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For Narendra Modi:
Either flight mode is ON
or
Camera is ON

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modi in china funny meme

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Modi-foreign-visits-funny-meme

Modi-shushma-videsh-yatra-funny-meme

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Narendra Modi | Joker

Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show

Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain…
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…

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Hansa : Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?

Praful : Hansaaaaaa
samundra ke najdik rehte hai woh…
sea + near = Senior
aur jo Zoo ke najdik rehte hai woh…
Zoo + near = Junior

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Hansa : Praful
tournament matlab??

Praful : tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…

Bapuji : abey Praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.

Praful: Bapuji ohh Bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament…

Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata….

PJ, WhatsApp | Hindi, Khichdi, TV Shows | Joker

WhatsApp group ke silent members ke liye

Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…

Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..

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Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!

“First come first serve only!”

WhatsApp | Hindi, Manmohan Singh | Joker

Teachers vs Engineers

Engineer, doctor, CA:-
Aaj mere paas Bangla hai…
Gaadi hai…
Naukar chakar hain…
Tumhare paas kya hai…??

Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!!

WhatsApp | Bollywood, Engineer, Hindi | Joker

Meri shirt press kar do

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Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.

After 10 minutes

Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…

Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!

Chutkule, Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Girls, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Message for God in Hot Summers

Dear Suraj Bhagwan,

Please go to Settings > Display > Brightness…
and lower your brightness…

It’s too hot to handle!!


Garmi se pareshan Aadmi

Jokes, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Bollywood and Exams

In Rockstar Movie:
“toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!”

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In exams:
“chhoote hue chapter se hi
Question nikalta hai!!”

WhatsApp | Exams, Hindi | Joker

Date aur Tareekh mein Fark

Date aur tareekh mein fark:

Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain..

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Aur

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Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par!!

WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker
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