Funny Idea IIN Jokes

During a heart transplant.
Doctor: Sh!t
Nurse: what happened.
D: My mobile network is gone.
N: So?
D: I don’t know what to do next.
N: Why.
D: I’m from IIN.
Nurse behosh…

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This is deadly.

Sardar was driving car very fast.
Trafic police caught him.
Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.
Police-without Teacher?
Sardar-ya,i m from IIN…

WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

WhatsApp Admin ne kiya kamaal

Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya.

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Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai” ๐Ÿ˜€

Jokes, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Ladkiyo ki ek Smile

Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti hai..

Sala pure din tak samajh hi nahi aata..

ki “HANS K DEKH RAHI THI” ya “DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI.”!!

Jokes, WhatsApp | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

An apple a day

An apple a day….
is almost a thousand rupees a month….!

Visiting a doctor is cheaper…!!

Be practical…!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜›

WhatsApp | Doctor, English | Joker

Lucknowi bachcho ki Ladaai

Lakhnavi bahccho ki ladai ho rahi thi…

Pehla:
Dekhiye, Agar aap hamari baar se ittefaaq nahin karoge, to Hum aapki waalida mohatarma ki shaam mein gustakhana kalimaat pesh kar denge!

Dusra:
Hazoor agar aapne iss kadar jalalat ki zurrat ki to phir hum bhi aapke rukhsaar mubaraq pe aisa tamachaa raseed karenge ki Gaal-e-mubaraq Gulaab ki maanind chamak uthega!!

Yeh hai “Tehzeeeb-e-Lucknow”!! ๐Ÿ˜€

WhatsApp | Hindi, Urdu | Joker

Yeh afwaah kisne failaayi

Ab Yeh afwaah kisne failaayi…
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Patanjali ki Shop bar kal se Ayurvedic Cigarette milegi..!! ๐Ÿ˜€

WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Chaudhari Sahab ka Ladka

Ek baar ek chaudhari sahab apne ladke ke liye Ladki dekhne gaye..

Ladki kuchh jyada hi kaali thi, jaise ki Ulta tawa… Chaudhari sahab ko bilkul pasand nahin aayi!

Ladki ka baap bola: Chaudhari sahab ladki pasand kar jaao, Car de denge dahej mein!

Chaudhari bola: Bhai tu to car de dega, Agar yeh kala janum hamare ghar aa gaya, to agli peedi mein hamein hamari ladki byaahne ke liye Truck dena padega!!

Jokes, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Bachche kuchh bhi kar sakte hain!

Bachcho ke sath badi sawdhaani se baat karni chhaiye
Warna parinam khatarnak ho sakta hai..

Bachcha: (Nal se aate paani ko dekhkar) Papa yeh paani kaha se aata hai?

Papa: Beta nadi se..

Beta: Phir mujhe Nadi dekhni hai..

Papa use nadi dikhane le jaate hain, Bachcha unhe nadi mein dhakka markar gira deta hai…
Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai…

Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!! ๐Ÿ˜€

WhatsApp | Hindi, Kids | Joker

Sachin, Ambani, Modi aur Rahul Gandhi on a plane

Ek baar ek hawai jahaj mein 5 aadmi safar kar rahe the…

Sachin
Ambani
Rahul Gandhi
Narendra Modi
aur
Ek chhoti sa bachcha!

Achanak Jahaaj mein kuchh kharabi aa gayi,
Wahaa par 4 parachute the..

Sachin Bola:
“Main vishwa ka mahaan ballebaaj hoon,
Mera zinda rehna zaroori hai”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Ambani Bola:
“Main bharat ke dhani logo mein se hoon,
Mera rehna jaroori hai..”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Rahul Gandhi bola:
“Main iss desh ka sabse lokpriya neta hoon,
Mera zinda rehna jaroori hai..”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Narendra Modi bachche se bole:
“Beta aap desh ke bhavishya ho,
Jaao aap antim parachute leke kood jaao!”

Bachcha bola:
“Lekin yaha to 2 parachute hain…
Rahul Gandhi to mera School Bag lekar kood gaya!!”

Hahaha… Share to banta hai!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Height of Attitude

“Height of Attitude”

A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Plz Do Not Make Noise By

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Dropping Coins…!!

Use Currency Notes..!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Jokes, WhatsApp | English | Joker

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