Chor pakadne ki machine

Chor pakadne ki machine bani…

USA mein 1 din mein 9 chor pakde gaye
China mein 30
UK mein 50
Pakistan mein 80
Japan mein 90

aur

aur

Bharat mein 1 ghante mein
Machine hi chori ho gayi!

Bolo bharat mata ki jai!! :-D

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Trending Cricket Jokes after India’s performance in Semi Final against Australia

Udhar jin logo ne Leave Application di thi.. unhone abhi dobara mail ki hai

Dear sir,

My uncle who died in the morning just woke up.
I am reaching office in 30 mins.

Thanks

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India’s batting Line Up
1.Rohit
2.Dhawan
3.Kohli
4.Rahane
5.Raina
6.Dhoni
7. O palanhare,
8. nirgun aur nyare,
9. tumare bin
10 hamara
11 kauno nahee

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On whatsapp groups

Hey Bhagwan,
Aaj kaise bhi India ko jeetado. Admin ka Tirupati main mundan
karvaa denge..!!!

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Indian cricket fan : Hey Sai Baba, bas aaj ka match jeeta dena….

Sai Baba : Beta Sydney hai, Shirdi nahi !!!!

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Kohli misunderstood Dhoni’s statement –
“spend more time with sharma

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Anushka Sharma Jokes after Kohli’s performance in Semi Final

Anushka virat ka 1 run dekhane Sydney tak gayi…

.

True love Boss!! :-D

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Ab dekh kar Australia ke tevar…
Rone laga anushka ka shohar… :-D

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Anushka’s new status on FB : single!!

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Anushka to Virat in pavilion after his dismissal today…
“Bouncer tha baby, duck karna chahiye tha na”

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Anushka Bhabhi ke dheele pad gaye tevar
Na Saiya chale, na devar!!

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Hum tere bin ab reh nahin paate,
Tum nahin aate to hum “Khel” jaate: Virat Kohli

ALSO SEE: Other trending jokes on Indian Team

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Leave Application for watching India vs Australia Semi Final Match

Leave Application

Dear Sir,

Greetings!
I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It’s time to display the patriotism by entire nation.
I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave.
Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final. My nation needs me.
Kindly grant me the leave.

.

.

Auto reply from boss.

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.

Dear Sender,

I will be on sick leave tomorrow.
Response will be delayed.

Regards.

:-D :-P

WhatsApp | Cricket, English, World Cup | Joker

What if somebody makes a mistake?

If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
..
..
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
..
..
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
..
..
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
..
..
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
.
.
and
..
..
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”

Student Teacher, WhatsApp | English | Joker

Student talking to girls in class

Teacher, ladke se: Nalayak, class mein dinbhar ladkiyo ke sath itni baatein kyun karte ho.. ?

.

Ladka: Sir, main gareeb hoon, mere mobile mein whatsapp nahin hai!! :-P

Student Teacher, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Paise wala aur Gareeb Aadmi

Paise wala Aadmi:
Aaj mere paas
14 Cars
18 Dukaanein
4 Bangale hain ..

Tumhare paas kya hai??

.

Gareeb Aadmi:
Mere paas 1 beta hai,
Jiski girlfriend teri Beti hai!! :-D :-P

PJ, WhatsApp | Girlfriend, Hindi | Joker

Funny Idea IIN Jokes

During a heart transplant.
Doctor: Sh!t
Nurse: what happened.
D: My mobile network is gone.
N: So?
D: I don’t know what to do next.
N: Why.
D: I’m from IIN.
Nurse behosh…

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This is deadly.

Sardar was driving car very fast.
Trafic police caught him.
Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.
Police-without Teacher?
Sardar-ya,i m from IIN…

WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

WhatsApp Admin ne kiya kamaal

Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya.

.

Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai” :-D

Jokes, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Ladkiyo ki ek Smile

Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti hai..

Sala pure din tak samajh hi nahi aata..

ki “HANS K DEKH RAHI THI” ya “DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI.”!!

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