Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya…

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Puchha: Body Aa Gayi Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi…

Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai! :D

WhatsApp | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Sardars on phone call

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone
and says ‘Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon’.

The other sardar replies ‘Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!’ :-D

WhatsApp | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Banta Aur Santa in Army Training

Army Training ke dauran,
OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’

BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!”

OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai, Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!”

Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se
pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?”

SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MASSI hai MASSI..!”

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Lady on phone

A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ??
Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ??
Ans:”Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. :-x

Thodi der baad
Another call from another unknown number..
Girl:”R u married.. ??
Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ??
Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans:”Wife hi hoon kutte.. aaj tu bas ghar aaja :-x

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi Ka Jawab against BJP’s Kiran Bedi

Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress.

Any guesses why?
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Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!

Politician, WhatsApp | English, Kiran Bedi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Husband Wife and Valentines Day

Ek Aadmi ne Bhopali Chacha se puchha:
Ammaa yeh Valentines Day aa riya hai..

Chacha bole: Haan miya, suna to hai
Bhatije ne puchha: Jaante hain inke baare mein?

Chacha bole: Haan miya, Kahin koi baba the, ladkiyo ko fool bantate rete the..
Ek din unki begum ne dekh liya, phir to miya unne belan se wo sutaayi lagaayi, ki baba Taiii bol gaye!
Marte marte biwi se gujarish ki.. “Belan Taang De”! Logo ne samjha.. ‘valentine day’!
Bas tabhi se log iss din ko Valentines Day kete hain, aur baba ki yaad mein fool bantate rehte hain!!

WhatsApp | Bhopali, Hindi, Valentines Day | Joker

Jokes on WhatsApp Group Admin

Admin par bijli ka taar gir gaya

Admin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki
achanak…
Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..

Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola,
Aailaa..
Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata!

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Admin jalebi bech raha tha,
lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo”

Santa: Yeh to jalebi hai..

Admin : Abe chup ho ja, warna makkhiya aa jayegi!

Intelligent hai na apna Admin!!

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Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar

Dost bola:
Naya phone kab kharida?

Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai!

Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!

Admin:
Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya… ;-) :-P

Humare admin ki baat nirali

Jokes, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Kejriwal: Sab mile hue hain

Patni: Yeh lo, Khana kha lo

Kejriwal (Thali dekhkar): Yeh kya hai?

Patni: Daal Chawal

Kejriwal: Nahin khaunga, Dono mile hue hain!

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Kejriwal | Joker

Sharaabi aur train

1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya..
1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..

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Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!

Jokes, WhatsApp | Hindi, Sharabi | Joker

Funny boy in love with girl

Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo
Boy : Chodd diya

Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do
Boy : Chodd diya

Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru

Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge?
Boy : Nahin

Girl : Kyun
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achchhi koi mil jayegi

WhatsApp | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker
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