3 Idiots Part 2 – Facebook

3_idiots_classroom joke

Rancho: *Smiling*..

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi… aaj bana diya hai… bohot maza aa raha hai. :) :)

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai…

Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir…
Ghumne gaye… photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir…
Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!

Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like…
Comment-Like…

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like… Comment-Like…?

Haan Chatur, tum batao.
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post…!!

Also Read: Lessons to Learn from Bollywood Movie “3 Idiots”

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein…

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao..!!

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh…

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir???

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhool gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else…

Teacher: Arre, kehna kya chaahte ho!??

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhool gaya tha.

Teacher: Toh seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, Aapko pasand nahi aaya…!!

WhatsApp | Bollywood, Facebook, Hindi | Joker

Guess the song – funny PJ

This one is even worse? (earlier one was this )

Guess which song is this

212

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Two (2) mere agal bagal hai… :-D

PJ, WhatsApp | Bollywood, Hindi | Joker

Thand ke mausam par funny shayari

Arzz kiya hai..

Mat dhundo mujhe iss duniya ki tanhai mein…

Thand bahut hai, main yahin hoon, apni rajaai mein!! :-D

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Kisaan aur Uska Beta

Ek Kisaan ka beta jail me tha

us budhe kisan ne apne beteko jail me khat likha –
“beta main aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,
Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudega kash tu meri madad kar pata.”

Bete ne wapas jawab diya –
“papa aap khet mat khodna,
mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe hai !!!
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WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Similarities in Linux OS and Aam Aadmi Party

Linux and AAP

Similarities:
Both are public funded
Both are transparent/open source
Both work on the feedback from the ground / Users.
Linux has a stronghold in ‘Server’ community, as people trust and rely on it.

Dissimilarities
Linux is still more used by the elite developer group, where as AAP, is more closely related to the common man, being the common man’s party.
The sheer number of volunteers of AAP is way higher than Linux.
Aam Aadmi Party has done door to door campaigning. Linux is not going door to door.
The rate of rise of Aaam Aadmi Party is way higher than that of Linux.
Linux is a niche open source project that powers 81% of the mobile phones in the world (Android), 43% of the tablets in the world (Android), 64.7% of the servers in the world and 95.2% of the supercomputers in the world.

Both Linux and Aam Aadmi Party have a long way to go before they reach the masses.

WhatsApp | English, Kejriwal | Joker

Ladka, Ladki aur Exams ke marks

BoY : Ro kyu rahi ho..??

GaL : Mere Marks bahut kam aaye hai…

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : Sirf 88% ..

Boy:
“Khuda ka Khauf kar ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!!”

WhatsApp | Boy-Girl, Exams, Hindi | Joker

Funny Shayari for WhatsApp

Mujhe itna bhi mat ghuma ai zindagi,
Main Shehar ka Shayar hoon, MRF ka tyre nahin!

——– one more… —–

E khuda, Hichkiyo mein kuchh to fark dalaa hota
Ab kaise pata karun ki Kaunsi wali yaad kar rahi hai.. :-D

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Different point of views on Facebook

Different point of views on Facebook!!

Facebook is a place where a Boy Posts Joke but Gets No Response..

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But if a Girl Posts The Same Joke…

She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests !

WhatsApp | Boy-Girl, English, Facebook | Joker

An irony of life – Shaadi!

An irony of life:

Shaadi ke liye aaye GANJE ladko ki photo reject karne wali 90% ladkiyo ko shaadi ke 10 saal baad Ganje pati ke sath hi rehna padta hai..

Aur

Shaadi ke liye Dekhi MOTI ladkiyo ko reject karne wale 90% ladko ko 2-3 saal mein Moti biwi ke sath hi rehna padta hai!

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi, Marriage | Joker
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