Latest new funny PJs (Poor Jokes)

What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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No claps please!

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One More ☝

Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of ‘Tali-ban’!

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Acha ek or ☝

What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?

Bujurg Khalifa!

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Acha bas ek or ☝

How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!
(Dip-lo-massi)

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Ye wala last ☝

How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
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Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)

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Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..

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Whatsapp Jokes on Narendra Modi’s frequent foreign visits

Biwi bachhe na ho to
aadmi ka ghar mein rehne ka mann hi nahin karta…

Modi ji fir se 3 desho ki videsh yatra pe rawana!

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Kisi ko apne kharab mobile ki
Battery mangwana ho to bata do…

Modi ji china mein hi hain…!

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Kisi ko pata ho to plz batao mujhe,

Mujhe aaj tak samjh nahi aaya ki…

Modi ji election jeete the
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World tour ka package!!

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For Narendra Modi:
Either flight mode is ON
or
Camera is ON

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modi in china funny meme

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Modi-foreign-visits-funny-meme

Modi-shushma-videsh-yatra-funny-meme

Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show

Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain…
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…

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Hansa : Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?

Praful : Hansaaaaaa
samundra ke najdik rehte hai woh…
sea + near = Senior
aur jo Zoo ke najdik rehte hai woh…
Zoo + near = Junior

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Hansa : Praful
tournament matlab??

Praful : tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…

Bapuji : abey Praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.

Praful: Bapuji ohh Bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament…

Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata….

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Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…

Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..

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