Bollywood and Exams

In Rockstar Movie:
“toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!”

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In exams:
“chhoote hue chapter se hi
Question nikalta hai!!”

WhatsApp | Exams, Hindi | Joker

Date aur Tareekh mein Fark

Date aur tareekh mein fark:

Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain..

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Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par!!

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Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga

Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga
Ab to saare jahaa mein hoga

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Kya???

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Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!

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Rahul Gandhi ki Shaadi

Rahul Gandhi: Maa, Aapki wajah se hi meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..

Soniya: Wo kaise?

Rahul: Aaapke har poster mein likha hota hai..
Soniya ji ko “Bahu-Mat” do..

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Modi Sarkar aur Bank Account

Modi Sarkar ko ab daaru dogune daam par bechni chahiye..
Aur aadha paisa peene wale ki patni ke account mein subsidy ki tarah wapas kar dena chahiye, jisse 2 fayde honge!

1. Patniya apne patiyo ko peene ke liye kabhi mana nahin karegi!

2. Jis ki patni ka account nahin hai.. wo bhi khul jayega!

WhatsApp | Hindi, Modi Sarkaar | Joker

Bhikhari ka financial management

EK bhikhari ko 100/- ka note mila..

Wo five star hotel mein gaya aur bharpet khana khaya

3000/- ka bill aaya…

woh Manager se bola: Paise nahin hain..
Manager ne use police ke hawale kar diya..

Bhikhari ne police ko 100/- diye aur chhoot gaya!!

Isko bolte hain..

Financial Management without MBA in India.

WhatsApp | Bhikhari, Hindi | Joker

Earthquake ke baad aaya SMS

Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.

From :- Rajnikant

Mind It!

Rajnikanth, WhatsApp | Hindi, SMS | Joker

Biwiyo ka Mindset

Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain

Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai…

Aur

Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai!!

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Rahul Gandhi – Special Neta

Rahul Gandhi ekmatra aise jeevit rajneta hain,
Jo,
Janmdin manane Landon,
Ilaaj karane Newyork,
Baal katwane Spain,

aur ‘Naak’ katwane bharat aate hain!

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

1947 ka popular SMS

1947 ka mashhoor SMS…

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Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga…
Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye!
CRAZY FANS… 😀

PJ, WhatsApp | Hindi, SMS | Joker
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