Ghor Kalyug, Who was Akbar?

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:-
We have heard
Laila – Majnu,
Heer -Ranjha,
Soni- Mahival,
Romeo-Juliet

But Only
Akbar – Birbal !

Teacher fainted!!

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Funny Student Joke

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!

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The Brilliant Sardar

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar…

How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?

Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.. 😀

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The intelligent Kid

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!!

This kid is from IIN!

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Teacher: Batao akbar kaun tha – Naughty Pappu

Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha

Pappu : pata nahi sir…

Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega

Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai

Teacher : pata nahi…

Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!! 😉 😛

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A B C D Sunaao

Teacher: A B C D Sunaao…
Student: A B C D

Teacher: Aur sunaao..
Student: Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!

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Santa Maths ka Teacher

Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..

Waiter Banta ne puchha:

Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?

Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!

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What are vowels?

Teacher: What are vowels ?

Student : Vowels are special sounds that are heard during S3x..

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What if somebody makes a mistake?

If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
..
..
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
..
..
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
..
..
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
..
..
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
.
.
and
..
..
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”

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Student talking to girls in class

Teacher, ladke se: Nalayak, class mein dinbhar ladkiyo ke sath itni baatein kyun karte ho.. ?

.

Ladka: Sir, main gareeb hoon, mere mobile mein whatsapp nahin hai!! 😛

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Bachcho ka pehla teacher

Aadiwasi kshetra mein ek teacher ki niyukti hui..
to class mein pehle din darte-darte pahuncha.. aur bachcho se ek prashna puchha:

“Bachho, Tumhara pehle wala teacher kaisa tha?”

Jawab sunkar bechara Coma mein chala gaya!!

Bachche: Waah! Bahut swadisht tha!!

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