Funny shayari – Meri khaas friend

Arz Kiya Hai….

Normal friend thi wo meri,
achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.

Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi kamini,
pregnancy test me pass ho gayi…!!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Ashiqana Funny Shayari

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai!

hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO, KISI KA Aashiq AAYA HAI!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Patni ne likhi Shayari, Khaas apne pati ke liye

Patni ne khaas aapne pati ke liye likha:

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…

Jab tu 11:30 baje so jata hai,
To agle din subah tera whatsapp
last seen at 2:30am kyun batata hai..? ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Funny Shayari, Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

DUKH NA DENA MERE DOST KO – funny shayari

RABBA DUKH NA DENA MERE DOST KO….
CHAHE MUJHE SUKHO KA PAHAD DEDE…
NAYI CYCLE PAR GHUME DOST MERA….
MUZE BHALE HI PURANI BMW CAR DEDE. :-):-)

Funny Shayari | Friendship, Hindi | Joker

Beizzati aur Biwi

Arz kiya hai…

Beizzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai…

Gaur farmaiyega…

Beiezzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai….

Achchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Darpok hain wo log

Darpok hain wo log..
Jo Online nahin aate…

Saala jigar chahiye,
Time barbaad karne ke liye!!

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi, Online, Social Networks | Joker

Krishna Aur Radha

Modern krishna to radha..

Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori
Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori…

Radha boli…

Jyada line mat mar…
coz i hate love story!ย 

;-} :[P

Funny Shayari | Bollywood, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Hariyanvi Chhora aur Dilli ki Ladki

Ek haryanvi chhote ki dilli ki ek ladki se friendship ho gayi.

Usne ladki ko message bheja..

Mukhda bhi tera khaas konya,
Haddiyo par tere maans konya,
Propose tanne main kya karun baawli,
Teri to valentines day tak jeene ke aas kona!

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Haryanvi, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Aakhir exams mein hi kyun padhte ho?

My mom asked me –
why don’t you study the whole year & study Only during exams!!

I replied: Beacuse…

Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai… :O ๐Ÿ˜›

Funny Shayari | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

funny hindi birthday sms in sardi

Aalu sade sade,
Baingan bade bade..

Aalu sade sade,
Baingan bade bade..

Birthday mubarak ho dost,
Rajaai mein pade pade!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker
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