funny hindi birthday sms in sardi

Aalu sade sade,
Baingan bade bade..

Aalu sade sade,
Baingan bade bade..

Birthday mubarak ho dost,
Rajaai mein pade pade!

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Thand ke mausam par funny shayari

Arzz kiya hai..

Mat dhundo mujhe iss duniya ki tanhai mein…

Thand bahut hai, main yahin hoon, apni rajaai mein!! :-D

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Funny Shayari for WhatsApp

Mujhe itna bhi mat ghuma ai zindagi,
Main Shehar ka Shayar hoon, MRF ka tyre nahin!

——– one more… —–

E khuda, Hichkiyo mein kuchh to fark dalaa hota
Ab kaise pata karun ki Kaunsi wali yaad kar rahi hai.. :-D

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Weight naap kar kya karna hai

Arz kiya hai…

Roz roj weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

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funny sms ka bura nahi maante!

Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.

Sorry Bura laga kya?

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Coffee is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I’m Smart & You’re Fool.

Lo or Bura Maan lo… :-P :-D

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Kabhi Kabhi khayal aata hai

A wife wrote this specially for her husband:

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….

“Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai,

Toh next day morning tera whatsapp
‘last seen at 2.30am’ kyun batata hai…?

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Top 12 Funny Shayari – 11th is my favourite!

This is the collection of funny shayari created by taking some famous dialogues from Movies, TV Ads and Serials!

1.
Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan
…. And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!

2.
Kisi ko naa thi mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber..।

3.
Teri adaao pe main vaari vaari..
Dial 139 for Railway enquiry…।

4.
Na jeene ki aarzoo, Na marne ka khauf..,
The number you are trying is currently switched off..।
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Funny Punjabi Kavita

Assi dhoop samjhe, Oo chaa nikli..

Assi Sherni samjhe, Oo Gaay nikli..

Beda gark ho aena beauty parlour da..

Assi kudi samjhi oo to Kudi di Maa nikli!!

:-D :-P

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Funny Hindi Slogans Behind Truck and Bus

Roadways Bus ke peechhe likha hua tha..

“Je waheguru da hukum hoyaa,
Taa manjil tak pahuncha devange!
Je Ankh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila devange!!”

Ek aur…….

Ek truck ke peechhe likha tha ek behad Sunder sentence..

“Sawdhaani Hati…
Kheer Pudi Banti!!”

(Samajhne wale share karna na bhoolein)

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Funny Hindi Shayari for WhatsApp Group Members

Arz kiya hai…

Kisi ko Mohabbat mein judaai na mile..

wah wah..

wah wah..

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Kisi ko Mohabbat mein judaai na mile..

wah wah..

wah wah..

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Aur..

Aur jo Group mein message na kare,
Use Kadakti Thand mein rajaai na mile…!! :-D

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi, Winter | Joker
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