Beizzati aur Biwi

Arz kiya hai…

Beizzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai…

Gaur farmaiyega…

Beiezzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai….

Achchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai!! :-D

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Darpok hain wo log

Darpok hain wo log..
Jo Online nahin aate…

Saala jigar chahiye,
Time barbaad karne ke liye!!

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi, Online, Social Networks | Joker

Krishna Aur Radha

Modern krishna to radha..

Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori
Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori…

Radha boli…

Jyada line mat mar…
coz i hate love story! 

;-} :[P

Funny Shayari | Bollywood, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Hariyanvi Chhora aur Dilli ki Ladki

Ek haryanvi chhote ki dilli ki ek ladki se friendship ho gayi.

Usne ladki ko message bheja..

Mukhda bhi tera khaas konya,
Haddiyo par tere maans konya,
Propose tanne main kya karun baawli,
Teri to valentines day tak jeene ke aas kona!

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Haryanvi, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Aakhir exams mein hi kyun padhte ho?

My mom asked me –
why don’t you study the whole year & study Only during exams!!

I replied: Beacuse…

Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai… :O :-P

Funny Shayari | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

funny hindi birthday sms in sardi

Aalu sade sade,
Baingan bade bade..

Aalu sade sade,
Baingan bade bade..

Birthday mubarak ho dost,
Rajaai mein pade pade!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Thand ke mausam par funny shayari

Arzz kiya hai..

Mat dhundo mujhe iss duniya ki tanhai mein…

Thand bahut hai, main yahin hoon, apni rajaai mein!! :-D

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Funny Shayari for WhatsApp

Mujhe itna bhi mat ghuma ai zindagi,
Main Shehar ka Shayar hoon, MRF ka tyre nahin!

——– one more… —–

E khuda, Hichkiyo mein kuchh to fark dalaa hota
Ab kaise pata karun ki Kaunsi wali yaad kar rahi hai.. :-D

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Weight naap kar kya karna hai

Arz kiya hai…

Roz roj weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

funny sms ka bura nahi maante!

Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.

Sorry Bura laga kya?

.

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Coffee is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I’m Smart & You’re Fool.

Lo or Bura Maan lo… :-P :-D

Funny Shayari | Hindi, Hinglish, SMS | Joker
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