Funny Shayari – Gaal par kiss

Agar Raat ko koi chahat ki had kar de,
mohabbat se aapke gaal par kiss kar de,
or Aapko karwat Badalne par majbur kar de
To yakeen karo ki wo machchhar hi hoga!!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Roye wo iss kadar

Roye wo iss kadar
unki laash se lipat kar

Ki Laash khud uthh kar boli

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“Le tu mar ja pehle,
Upar hi chadhe ja raha hai Itni Garmi mein..”

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi, Weather | Joker

Ishq wali funny shayari

Ishq mein hum tumhe kya batayein

Kis kadar chot khaaye hue hain…

Kal maara tha baap ne uske…
Aaj bhaiya bhi aaye hue hain!!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Pappu ki hui master se ladai

Pappu ki hui master se ladai

Master ne ki pappu ki pitai

Pappu ka garam hua khoon

Gaya kabristan or master ki,

photo taang ke likh diya

COMING SOON

😛 😀

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Mirza Ghalib v/s His Wife – Funny Hindi Shayari

Mirza Ghalib:
Hamein to apno ne loota
Gairo mein kaha dum tha
Apni Kashti waha doobi
Jahaa paani kam tha

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Ghalib’s Wife:
Tum to the hi Gadhe
Tumhare bheje mein kaha dum tha
Wahan kashti lekar gaye hi kyun
Jahan paani kam tha!!

Funny Shayari | Ghalib, Hindi | Joker

Funny shayari – Meri khaas friend

Arz Kiya Hai….

Normal friend thi wo meri,
achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.

Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi kamini,
pregnancy test me pass ho gayi…!!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Ashiqana Funny Shayari

Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai!

hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO, KISI KA Aashiq AAYA HAI!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Patni ne likhi Shayari, Khaas apne pati ke liye

Patni ne khaas aapne pati ke liye likha:

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…

Jab tu 11:30 baje so jata hai,
To agle din subah tera whatsapp
last seen at 2:30am kyun batata hai..? 😀 😛

Funny Shayari, Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

DUKH NA DENA MERE DOST KO – funny shayari

RABBA DUKH NA DENA MERE DOST KO….
CHAHE MUJHE SUKHO KA PAHAD DEDE…
NAYI CYCLE PAR GHUME DOST MERA….
MUZE BHALE HI PURANI BMW CAR DEDE. :-):-)

Funny Shayari | Friendship, Hindi | Joker

Beizzati aur Biwi

Arz kiya hai…

Beizzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai…

Gaur farmaiyega…

Beiezzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai….

Achchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai!! 😀

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker
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