Santa Maths ka Teacher

Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..

Waiter Banta ne puchha:

Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?

Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!

Santa Banta, Student Teacher | Hindi | Joker

Banta’s plan after dinner

Santa : what are u doing, bro?
Banta : dinner, followed by scotch

Santa : bhai, black label?
Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun πŸ˜€

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Ajeeb sa Signature

Bank manager: Ye kya ajeeb sa signature hai?

“@/e”

Santa : ye sign meri daadii ka hai!

Bank manager: aisa ajeeb sa sign? kya naam hai unka?

Santa : Jalebi Baai… πŸ˜€

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Sardar ji ke SMS

Jeetto: Sardadr ji tussi ek hi message 2-2 baar kyun bhejde ho?

Sardar ji: Le kardi na pagalo wali gal! O jeetto, ek tu rakh le te dujja forward kar de.. iss vaste!

Jeetto: Te phir tussi 3 baar bheja karo!

Sardar ji: Oo kyun?

Jeetto: Oji pher ek ko delete bhi to karna honda hai! πŸ˜€

Santa Banta | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Santa aur Ram-Sita ki Jodi

Santa Banta ke ghar gaya..
Wahaa Banta ki biwi ko dekh kar bola..

Santa: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai..

Banta bola:
Kahaa yaar..
Na to yeh dharti mein samaati hai,
Na hi ise koi rawan le jaata hai!!

Husband Wife, Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Banta Aur Santa in Army Training

Army Training ke dauran,
OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’

BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!”

OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai, Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!”

Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se
pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?”

SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MASSI hai MASSI..!”

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Santa at a Restaurant

Waiter: Your Bill Sir!

Santa : Take My Card…

Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!

Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai… “ALL CARDS ACCEPTED” ? πŸ˜€

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Santa ki Aakhiri Khwahish

This is ultimate:

Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”

Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”

Yamraj fainted….! πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi, Hinglish, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi, Salman Khan | Joker

Santa itna mat socho

Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha

Sochta raha

Sochta raha..

aur

sochte sochte mar gaya,

Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain,
to mere 32 hi kyun hai? !!!!

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Santa helping in USA

Santa Sardar ji USA mein the…

Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi..

Santa Fire Brigade walo se:
Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga!

Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir ek ladki
Phir ek aadmi, phir ek aurat…
Santa ne sabko pakad liya…

Phir..

Ek Negro (black banda) aaya, to Santa ne chhod diya!!

Aur Bola:

Abe Saalo, Jo jal gaye hain unko to mat fenko!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi, Sardar | Joker
Page 1 of 2012345...1020...Last Β»

Get New Jokes in your mailbox

Subscribe for daily email, and never miss out on most popular jokes.