Santa in a Bank

Santa Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…

Wo BANK me jaaker so gaya

Puchho kyun?

Kyunki….

Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki

“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”

Innocent Santa πŸ˜‰

Santa ki Bhains aur Lovers

Ek baar Santa ki Bhains kho gayi

Wo dhundta hua park mein pahuncha…
Waha ek ladka apni girlfriend ki aankho mein dekh kar keh raha tha

“jaan mujhe tumhari aankho mein poori duniya dikhayi de rahi hai!”

Santa yeh sunkar bola:
“Bhai zara dekh ke data to ki meri bhains kaha par hai?!”

Santa itna mat socho

Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha

Sochta raha

Sochta raha..

aur

sochte sochte mar gaya,

Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain,
to mere 2 hi kyun hai? !!!!

Santa Maths ka Teacher

Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..

Waiter Banta ne puchha:

Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?

Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!

Ajeeb sa Signature

Bank manager: Ye kya ajeeb sa signature hai?

“@/e”

Santa : ye sign meri daadii ka hai!

Bank manager: aisa ajeeb sa sign? kya naam hai unka?

Santa : Jalebi Baai… πŸ˜€

Sardar ji ke SMS

Jeetto: Sardadr ji tussi ek hi message 2-2 baar kyun bhejde ho?

Sardar ji: Le kardi na pagalo wali gal! O jeetto, ek tu rakh le te dujja forward kar de.. iss vaste!

Jeetto: Te phir tussi 3 baar bheja karo!

Sardar ji: Oo kyun?

Jeetto: Oji pher ek ko delete bhi to karna honda hai! πŸ˜€

Santa aur Ram-Sita ki Jodi

Santa Banta ke ghar gaya..
Wahaa Banta ki biwi ko dekh kar bola..

Santa: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai..

Banta bola:
Kahaa yaar..
Na to yeh dharti mein samaati hai,
Na hi ise koi rawan le jaata hai!!

Banta Aur Santa in Army Training

Army Training ke dauran,
OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’

BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!”

OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai, Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!”

Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se
pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?”

SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MASSI hai MASSI..!”

Santa at a Restaurant

Waiter: Your Bill Sir!

Santa : Take My Card…

Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!

Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai… “ALL CARDS ACCEPTED” ? πŸ˜€

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