Santa aur Ram-Sita ki Jodi

Santa Banta ke ghar gaya..
Wahaa Banta ki biwi ko dekh kar bola..

Santa: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai..

Banta bola:
Kahaa yaar..
Na to yeh dharti mein samaati hai,
Na hi ise koi rawan le jaata hai!!

Husband Wife, Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Banta Aur Santa in Army Training

Army Training ke dauran,
OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’

BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!”

OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai, Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!”

Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se
pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?”

SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MASSI hai MASSI..!”

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Santa at a Restaurant

Waiter: Your Bill Sir!

Santa : Take My Card…

Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!

Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai… “ALL CARDS ACCEPTED” ? :-D

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Santa ki Aakhiri Khwahish

This is ultimate:

Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”

Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”

Yamraj fainted….! :-P :-D

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi, Hinglish, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi, Salman Khan | Joker

Santa itna mat socho

Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha

Sochta raha

Sochta raha..

aur

sochte sochte mar gaya,

Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain,
to mere 32 hi kyun hai? !!!!

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Santa helping in USA

Santa Sardar ji USA mein the…

Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi..

Santa Fire Brigade walo se:
Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga!

Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir ek ladki
Phir ek aadmi, phir ek aurat…
Santa ne sabko pakad liya…

Phir..

Ek Negro (black banda) aaya, to Santa ne chhod diya!!

Aur Bola:

Abe Saalo, Jo jal gaye hain unko to mat fenko!!! :-D :-P

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Santa ne bheja Banta ko Hindi SMS

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Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja:
Bhejane-wala mahaan,
padhane-wala gadha.

Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai:
Bhejane-wala gadha,
padhane-wala mahaan.

:-D :-P

Chutkule, Santa Banta | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Santa in a bar

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Santa bar mein gaya to bartender ne usse puchha: Kya loge aaj?

Santa: Bas ek beer!

Bartender: Kya hua? Aaj tum kuchh theek nahi lag rahe.. Itne udaas kyun ho?

Santa: Meta meri biwi se jhagda ho gaya tha… Usne mujhe kaha ki wo 1 mahine tak mujhse baat nahin karegi!

Bartender: Phir usme kya dikkat hai?

Santa: Aaj ek mahina poora ho gaya!! :-P

Chutkule, Husband Wife, Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Santa, Banta aur Biwi

Banta: Aur Bata Santa, Kya haal, Biwi ke saath kaisi nibh rahi hai?

Santa:
Bas Mast hai yaar…
Subah jo wo chahe karti hai,
Aur shaam ko jo wo chahe Main karta hoon!

Husband Wife, Santa Banta | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Santa aur Murgi

Santa roti ka ek bite khud kha raha tha aur ek paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…

Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”

Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.” :-D

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker
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