Santa, Banta aur Biwi

Banta: Aur Bata Santa, Kya haal, Biwi ke saath kaisi nibh rahi hai?

Santa:
Bas Mast hai yaar…
Subah jo wo chahe karti hai,
Aur shaam ko jo wo chahe Main karta hoon!

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Santa aur Murgi

Santa roti ka ek bite khud kha raha tha aur ek paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…

Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”

Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.” :-D

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Santa Banta aur detergent

Santa:
yaar maine ek naye detergant se apni underwear dhoyi,
To vo sikud ke chhoti ho gayi.. ab main kya karoon?

Banta:
Simple hai yaar…
Usi detargent se apne hips bhi dho le :-)

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Funny Punjabi Jokes

Santa- kal mere vyah te tu kii payenga…

Banta- daaru pee ke kalesh.

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Punjab Airlines..

Air hostess: Sir kee loge ?

Sardar: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi

Air hostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te ni.=)) =D???

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Painted behind a Punjab Roadways bus :-

“Je waheguru da hukam hoya,
Taan manzil tak pahuncha davaange!”

“Je akkh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila davaange!”
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Santa aur Teacher

Santa at his best..

Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?

Santa is quiet?

Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?

Santa: Chholle….?? :-D :-P

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Santa Banta jokes collection

Height of guessing an answer……

Teacher – who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa – he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya….!!

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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa’s door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??

Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!

Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!

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Santa to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..

Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..?

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Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: ” Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted !

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Santa ko Sanskrit Seekhni hai

Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,

Pandit: kyun?

Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi

Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?

Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…

:-D :-P

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Santa ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi

Santa ki nayi nayi Shaadi hui thi,
Phir bhi use shaam ko ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahin rehti thi
Wo der tak office mein baitha rehta tha!

Ek din uske boss ne usse karan puchha..

to Santa ne jawab diya.

Baat yeh hai Sir, ki meri patni bhi naukri karti hai,
Aur hum dono mein se jo bhi ghar pehle pahunchta hai, Khana use hi banana padta hai!!! :-D :-P

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Santa ka American Dost

America se Santa ka ek dost bharat ghoomne aaya.

Qutub Minar ke paas pahunch kar Santa ka dost bola..

Dost: Yeh Qutub Minar kitne din mein bana hai?

Santa: Ek mahine mein..

Dost: Yeh hamare mulk mein to 2 hafte mein hi ban jata..

Thoda aage jaane ke baad dost ne phir Santa se puchha..
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Santa ki Maa

Santa ki Maa:- 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui

Press reporter:- Fir apne kya kiya?

Santa ki Maa:- Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi krai. Fir ja ke Santa hua.. !! :-D

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