Thief in the the house

Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, “I hear someone breaking in.”

At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.

When Santa entered the den he was surprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.

As the thief was about to leave Santa said, “You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto.”

The thief said, “Why would you want me to meet your wife?”

Santa replied, “Well, she’s been expecting you from 20 years.”

Santa Banta | English | Joker

Santa learning angrezi

Santa: Yaar banta… “I am going” ka matlab kya hota hai?

Banta: Main ja raha hoon..

Santa: abe aise kaise jaayega.. saala 20 log se puchh chuka hun, sab chale gaye… answer bata ke jaa!! πŸ˜€

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Santa ka College

Santa na ek college khola,

Naam kya rakha hoga,
Guess karo,

Nahi pata?

Naam Tha…

Women’s College for Boys.

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Santa Banta ki khoob pitai hui Par kyun…

Santa Banta ki khoob pitai hui.

Par kyun?

Kyunki, Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khate pakde gaye!!

aur kehne lage: Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hain πŸ˜€

πŸ˜›

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Chor aur Santa ka Mobile

Ek chor santa ka mobile le kar bhag raha tha.

Santa: bhaag saale bhag…

bhag..

aur bhaag

Kal kya karega?

Charger to mere pass hai. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Santa in a Bank

Santa Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…

Wo BANK me jaaker so gaya

Puchho kyun?

Kyunki….

Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki

“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”

Innocent Santa πŸ˜‰

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Santa ki Bhains aur Lovers

Ek baar Santa ki Bhains kho gayi

Wo dhundta hua park mein pahuncha…
Waha ek ladka apni girlfriend ki aankho mein dekh kar keh raha tha

“jaan mujhe tumhari aankho mein poori duniya dikhayi de rahi hai!”

Santa yeh sunkar bola:
“Bhai zara dekh ke data to ki meri bhains kaha par hai?!”

Santa Banta | Hindi, Lovers | Joker

Santa itna mat socho

Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha

Sochta raha

Sochta raha..

aur

sochte sochte mar gaya,

Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain,
to mere 2 hi kyun hai? !!!!

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Santa Maths ka Teacher

Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..

Waiter Banta ne puchha:

Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?

Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!

Santa Banta, Student Teacher | Hindi | Joker

Banta’s plan after dinner

Santa : what are u doing, bro?
Banta : dinner, followed by scotch

Santa : bhai, black label?
Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun πŸ˜€

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker
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