Rahul Gandhi and Nestle Case

BREAKING NEWS…

Sonia Gandhi ne kara Nestle par case
Kaha… Maggi ki wajah se nahin ho paya Rahul ke dimaag ka vikaas!! 😀

Rajnikanth Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rajni in Talwarbaji competition

Ek baar Rajnikanth Talwarbaaji ke ek muqabale mein pahunche.

Wahaa Cheen, Japan, aur Kayi Anya desho se talwarbaaji ke liye yoddha pahunche the

Pehle Chinese Talwarbaaj ne ek baal ke 2 tukde kar diye

Uske baad aaye Japani ne udati hui makkhi ki gardan kaat di

Phir aayi Apne Indian Rajnikanth Ki baaji….
Rajnikanth ne machchar udaya…
Apni talwar ghumaai…

Lekin machchar udata raha..

Japani aur Chinese dono hi kaafi khush hue, Aur unhone Rajnikanth se Puchha:
“Machchar to Abhi bhi udd raha hai?”

Rajnikanth ne muskurate hue jawab diya,
“Udd to raha hai, Lekin ab wah kabhi Baap nahin ban paayega”!!

Rajnikanth Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Earthquake ke baad aaya SMS

Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.

From :- Rajnikant

Mind It!

Rajnikanth Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, SMS | Joker

I am Rajnikant calling!

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Rajni – hello i am Rajnikant calling 🙂

Ladka – ha pata hai…bol?

Rajni – tujhe kaise pata ki maine call kiya hai..?

Ladka – Mobile switch off tha mera!

Hindi Chutkule, Rajnikanth Jokes | Hindi | Joker

What do you want to do in future?

Principal – Beta, What you want to become when you grow old?

Student –
After Studying MBBS ,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor…

Principle – Whats your name Beta ?

Student – Rajnikanth!

Also Read: Barsat hui aur bheeg gaye hum

Rajnikanth Jokes | English | Aditya

Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife

Once a guy winked at Rajnikant’s wife…

Rajni the boss twisted his limbs and broke his eyelids…

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..!!!

Rajnikanth Jokes | Baba Ramdev, English | Aditya

The death of Michael Jackson is revealed

The death of Michael Jackson is revealed..

The day before MJ died..,
MJ saw RAJINIKANTH’s Dance n got Shocked!

Because Rajini had performed SUNWALK !!

Rajnikanth Jokes | English | Aditya

Daya fainted and went in to coma

Daya fainted n went into coma by seeing that…..

.

.

that
RAJNIKANT broke the door just by knocking it. 😀

CID Jokes, Rajnikanth Jokes | English | Aditya

Bahumulya Shayari by Personalities

Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

Manmohan: theek hai! Continue reading

CID Jokes, Funny Shayari, Rajnikanth Jokes | Bill Gates, JOTD, Politics | Aditya

Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile

Once Rajnikant played FM in mobile

One Alien came at RAJNI’s home from some galaxy

and requested,

Mere ladke ki board exams hain, thoda dheere bajao na!

Rajnikanth Jokes | Hindi | Aditya

Rajnikanth wanted a SMALL Show

Rajnikanth wanted to organise a “SMALL” show for his family and friends..
And guess what………

as a result ‘Comman Wealth Games’ came to India..!!

Rajnikanth Jokes | English | Aditya

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