A Nice Quote aur Traffic Police

“Everyone goes with the flow…but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life…”
-Vivekanand

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Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police, paagal ne challan kaat diya….!!!

Funny Quotes, Jokes | Hinglish | Joker

Dilbert’s one liners

A good 30 laughs – Dilbert’s one liners:
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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.
When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
Born free, taxed to death.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork..
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Beat the 5 O’clock rush, leave work at noon!
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Someday is not a day of the week
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
The road to success…. Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it !!!

Funny Quotes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, JOTD, Oneliners | Joker

Funny Quotes in Hindi for WhatsApp Status

Agar aapne apni Shirt ke pehla button galat lagaya hai..
To nisandeh baaki sabhi buttons bhi galat hi lagenge!!

– Ghanshyam Tailor

Jaroori nahin hai har baat Mahatma Gandhi ya Shakespeare ne kahi ho!

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Agar aapki raah mein chhote chhote patthar aaye, to samajh lena,
Ki Road ka kaam chal raha hai!

– Bhanwarlal Thekedaar
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Funny Quotes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

Nayi Cheez Dekho:

Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom

Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhure hain –

Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

Funny Quotes | Friendship, Hindi, SMS | Aditya

These Funny 2-liners will surely give you a good laugh

“If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!

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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!

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‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody —
But..! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!
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Funny Quotes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, JOTD | Joker

Best WhatsApp Quotes on Programming Languages

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
-Michael Sinz

Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet.
-Chris Heilmann

Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray.
-Sam Redwine

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they’re not.
-Yogi Berra

God could create the world in six days because he didn’t have to make it compatible with the previous version.
-Anonymous (@jokofy in that case) 😉
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Funny Quotes, WhatsApp Jokes | Computer Programming, English | Joker

Badalti Duniya ka asar

Badalti Duniya Ka aisa Asar Hone Laga,

Aadmi Bewkoof Aur Phone Smart Hone Laga ! 😀

Funny Quotes | Hindi, Mobile | Aditya

Funny English One-Liners

The best advertisement line against Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries and all junk food:-
“Few moments on Lips, Forever on Hips!!”

A good medical QUOTE:-
Obesity is not because it runs in the family!!!!!
It is because, no one runs in the family!!!!!

Also Read: Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid Jokes

Funny Quotes | English, Fitness, Oneliners, Pizza | Joker

Amazing Quotes by Some Great People

Shakespeare
Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time.

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Napoleon
The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people!

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Einstein
I am thankful to all those who said NO to me It’s because of them I did it myself.

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Abraham Lincoln
If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world.
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Funny Quotes | English | Joker

To the People who hate me

To the People who hate me:

Dear Haters..
I couldn’t help but notice that,

AWESOME ends with “ME”

&

UGLY starts with “U” !

Funny Quotes | English | Aditya

Relationship with No Trust

relationship-quote

Relationship with no trust is like A car with no Gas, why?

Funny Quotes | English | Joker

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