Excellent Innovation in Indian Mobiles – Joke on Politicians

Excellent innovation.

Samsung has just incorporated a new feature in their latest hand set …

Concept: Make in India !

Say ‘Modi’ ….’Modi’ … twice in your handset and it goes into flight mode.

Say Singh Singh twice & it will take you to silent mode.

Say Arnaab Arnaab twice & it will swith on the loud speaker.

Say Kejri kejri twice & it will start shivering and go into vibrating mode.

Say Rahul Rahul twice & it will switch off the phone.

Politician Jokes | Kejriwal, Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Vajpayee, Kalaam, Narendra Modi and Marriage

Vajpayee, Kalam and Modi have proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life, even a poet, scientist or a chai wala can lead a nation !

Maya, Sonia, Mamta, Uma & Jaya have proved that if there is no husband to disturb, a woman can disturb a nation !

Politician Jokes | English, Indian, Narendra Modi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi aur Gareeb Kisaan

Rahul Gandhi: Gareeb kisano ko Rooh-afza diya jayega.

Sonia Gandhi: Beta Roohafza nahi muavza!!

😀 Poor Pappu 😛

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker

Whatsapp Jokes on Narendra Modi’s frequent foreign visits

Biwi bachhe na ho to
aadmi ka ghar mein rehne ka mann hi nahin karta…

Modi ji fir se 3 desho ki videsh yatra pe rawana!

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Kisi ko apne kharab mobile ki
Battery mangwana ho to bata do…

Modi ji china mein hi hain…!

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Kisi ko pata ho to plz batao mujhe,

Mujhe aaj tak samjh nahi aaya ki…

Modi ji election jeete the
ya
World tour ka package!!

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For Narendra Modi:
Either flight mode is ON
or
Camera is ON

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modi in china funny meme

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Modi-foreign-visits-funny-meme

Modi-shushma-videsh-yatra-funny-meme

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Narendra Modi | Joker

Modi ji ki videsh yatra

Modi ji: Secretary, batao aur kaun sa desh bach gaya hai ghumne ke liye?

Secretary: Apna hi desh reh gaya hai sir..

Bharatwasi chakit hain ki aakhir unhone
Pradhan mantri chuna tha ya Vasco DaGama..
Jo Duniya ki khoj par nikla hai!!

Politician Jokes | Hindi, Narendra Modi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi ki Shaadi

Rahul Gandhi: Maa, Aapki wajah se hi meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..

Soniya: Wo kaise?

Rahul: Aaapke har poster mein likha hota hai..
Soniya ji ko “Bahu-Mat” do..

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi – Special Neta

Rahul Gandhi ekmatra aise jeevit rajneta hain,
Jo,
Janmdin manane Landon,
Ilaaj karane Newyork,
Baal katwane Spain,

aur ‘Naak’ katwane bharat aate hain!

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi (Jokes) Returns from Bangkok

Rahul gandhi ke swagat mein band baza walo ki kutayi sirf isliye ho gayi kyunki unhone..

“TUM TO THEHRE PARDESI, SATH KYA NIBHAOGE”

bazaa diya tha!

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Rahul Gandhi kehte hai “Congress koi party nahi, ek Soch hai”

aur

Vidya Balan kehti hai “Jahan Soch hai, wahan Shouchalay hai”

Bada confusion hai bhai!!

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After hearing Rahul for 3 hrs in a rally,

all the farmers collected 100 each and gave to Sonia Gandhi,
saying “you should also be compensated.. Fasal to aapki bhi kharab Hui hai”..

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Rahul Gandhi called up Dominos Pizza and shouted at the branch manager, “You idiot, I just received delivery of pizza from your boy and there’s nothing on it!! No cheese, no toppings, nothing – it’s just a circle of plain bread! What the hell is wrong with you guys? I am gonna close you guys down permanently and get you personally arrested!!!”

10 mins later Soniaji calls back to Dominos and apologises to the manager, “Sorry, he opened the box upside down!”

#RahulReturns

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Rahul Gandhi : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ?

Farmer : Gehu, Chaval, Bajri

Rahul Gandhi: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ?

Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha.

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Rahul Gandhi kisan rally

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rahul gandhi pogo joke

Celebrity Jokes, Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Sachin, Ambani, Modi aur Rahul Gandhi on a plane

Ek baar ek hawai jahaj mein 5 aadmi safar kar rahe the…

Sachin
Ambani
Rahul Gandhi
Narendra Modi
aur
Ek chhoti sa bachcha!

Achanak Jahaaj mein kuchh kharabi aa gayi,
Wahaa par 4 parachute the..

Sachin Bola:
“Main vishwa ka mahaan ballebaaj hoon,
Mera zinda rehna zaroori hai”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Ambani Bola:
“Main bharat ke dhani logo mein se hoon,
Mera rehna jaroori hai..”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Rahul Gandhi bola:
“Main iss desh ka sabse lokpriya neta hoon,
Mera zinda rehna jaroori hai..”

Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!

Narendra Modi bachche se bole:
“Beta aap desh ke bhavishya ho,
Jaao aap antim parachute leke kood jaao!”

Bachcha bola:
“Lekin yaha to 2 parachute hain…
Rahul Gandhi to mera School Bag lekar kood gaya!!”

Hahaha… Share to banta hai!! 😀 😛

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Jokes on Modi ka 10 lakh ka Suit

Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! 😀

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Pehna Suit hazaar ka,
Bataya lakh ka,
Aur becha Crore mein,
Wah re Gujrati, Wah!

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Khabar hai Nawaz Sharif bhi suit silwane gaye the,
Parantu darji ne “Sharif” likhne se mana kar diya!! 😉

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Kejriwal, Narendra Modi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi Ka Jawab against BJP’s Kiran Bedi

Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress.

Any guesses why?
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Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!

Politician Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, Kiran Bedi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

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