Deewaro Par Paint Karna Hai

Bade: abe, saale tu kuchh karta nahi, dekh deewarein kitni gandi ho gayi, Ja paint lekar aa, paint karna hai deewaro par

Chhote: ohh, paint karna hai

Bade: haan, paint karna hai, jaa lekar aa

(Chhote push ups karne lagta hai)

Bade: abe tu yeh push ups kyun kar raha hai

Chhote: mehnat kar raha hoon

Bade: abe to mehnat kyun kar raha hai

Chhote: abe mehnat hi to rang (paint) laayegi na… hahaha 😀

Bade: Bakwas band kar.. 😡

😛

Bade Chhote Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Mere Papa family mein sabse chhote hain – Bakwas Band Kar Joke

Bade kuchh apni family mein kaun bada kaun chhota hai uske baare me badbad kar raha tha

Chhote: Yeh kya kar raha hai…

Bade: Dikhta nahi… apni family tree bana raha hoon

Chhote: wahh, bada achcha kaam kar raha hai… humne kabhi apni families discuss hi nahi ki na…

Bade: Mujhe nahi sunna teri family ke baare me, wo to yeh mera school assignment hai isliye bana raha

hoon

Chhote: ohh… achchta tu teri family me sabse chhota hai?

Bade: Nahi, mera ek chhota bhai hai… 

Chhote: Ohh, achcha… tuje pata hai, meri family mein mere Dad sabse chhote hain…

Bade: Ab tu pagal hai kya

Chhote: arey main sahi keh raha hoon, wo mujhse bhi chhote hain.

Bade: ho hi nahi sakta, achcha bata

Chhote: Abe wo abhi bhi Mummy ke sath sote hain 😀

:-p

Bade Chhote Jokes | Family, Hindi | Joker

Dil ka Ilaaz, Dimaag Ka Doctor

Bade: kya hua, bada pareshan lag raha hai

Chhote: haan, yaar thodi tabiyat kharab hai

Bade: kya ho gaya? doctor ko dikhaya?

Chhote: arey yaar dil mein dard hai… nahi dikhaya, Dr. Mehta ko dikhane hi ja raha hoon

Bade: Dr. Mehta ko! arey wo to dimag ka doctor hai? Continue reading

Bade Chhote Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Chhote ka Cheque

Bade: Yeh tere hath mein kya hai ?

Chhote: Cheque hai cheque, poore 15 rupaiye 75 paise ka

Bade: Kya baat hai, itna kamane lag gaya tu…. isme ek water bottle to aa hi jayegi

Chhote: Haan haan, atleast kamane to laga, chal hatt ab, mujhe school jaane de Continue reading

Bade Chhote Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Paper Apne Aap Udd Gaya

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Chhote: Ek baat bolun?

Bade: Bol, bina bataye tujhse raha nahi jayega

Chhote: Ek admi paper padh raha tha… aur pata hai paper udd gaya

Bade: Haan to isme kaunsi badi baat hai

Chhote: Arey paper apne aap udd gaya

Bade: Abe hawa chali hogi to paper udd gaya hoga

Chhote: Nahin re, Paper plain (plane) tha, isliye udd gaya… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

😉 😀

Bade Chhote Jokes, Hindi Chutkule | Hindi | Joker

Birds ki Life kitni Mast hoti hai na

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Chhote: Kya be, kab se upar dekh raha hai

Bade: Birds ko dekh raha hoon, unki life kitni mast hai na…

Chhote: wo kaise?

Bade: arey wo udd sakte hain na… kitni mast life hai

Chhote: to isme kya hua, aadmi bhi udd sakte hain

Bade: abe chal, aadmi kaise udd sakte hain

Chhote: udte hain.. tujhe uddna hai ?

Bade: wo kaise?

Chhote: Road pe khada ho ja, abhi truck ayega aur tujhe udaa dega… hahaha !

Bade: Bakwas band kar!!! 😡

😛 😀

Bade Chhote Jokes, Hindi Chutkule | Hindi, Jokes, PJ | Joker

Bike Dheere Chala Yaar

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Bade aur Chhote on bike..
Chhote bike chala raha tha…

Bade: Yaar bike dheere chala.. marwayega tu

Chhote: Main dheere nahi chala sakta..

Bade: Are dheere kyun nahi chala sakta, itna tez bike me darr lagta hai

Chhote: Arey main aaj dheere nahi chala sakta

Bade: Kyun aisa kya hai aaj

Chhote: Aaj mera FAST hai.. hahaha

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

😉 😀

Bade Chhote Jokes, Hindi Chutkule | Hindi, Jokes, PJ | Joker

Ek Janwar Jo Hamesha Maze Me Rehta Hai

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Chhote: Abe dukhi kyun hain?

Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar, pak raha hoon, bore ho gaya

Chhote: Hmm, tujhe pata hai ek janwar hamesha maje me rehta hai

Bade: kya baat kar raha hai, hamesha?

Chhote: haan hamesha!!

Bade: Chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye?

Chhote: haan, kuchh bhi ho jaye

Bade: Kaunsa janwar hai?

Chhote: Saanp

Bade: saanp… snake? wo kaise

Chhote: Abe saanp ke fun hota hai na, isliye.. hahaha

Bade: Bakwas band kar!!! 😡

😛 😀

Bade Chhote Jokes, Hindi Chutkule | Hindi, Jokes, PJ | Joker

Bade’s friend waiting at the mall

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Chhote: Sun bade

Bade: Kya hai, jaldi bol, main jaldi me hoon…

Chhote: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe

Bade: Mujhe mall jaana hai… waha mera friend mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Tu jhooth bola raha hai

Bade: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Nahin, tu jhuth bol raha hai.. tu yaha hai to wo tera WEIGHT kaise kar sakta hai… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

😉 😀

Bade Chhote Jokes, Hindi Chutkule | Hindi | Joker

Chhote Meeting with Girlfriend

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Chhote: Tujhe pata hai main aaj girl friend se
milunga
Bade: Kya baat kar raha hai, teri bhi girl friend hai !
Chhote: Haan, Aur mujhe shaam ko badminton court jaana hai.
Bade: Badminton court kyun?
Chhote: Waha net hota hai na… isiliye
Bade: Abe net ka kya karega…
Chhote: Girl firend se milunga na, usne bola tha, aaj shaam ko 4 baje Net pe milte hain… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas band kar!

😉 😀

Bade Chhote Jokes, Hindi Chutkule | Hindi | Joker

Bade Chhote aur Cyclone

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Chhote: kya be, tu udaas lag raha hai?
Bade: haan yaar
Chhote: but main bada khush hoon
Bade: tu itna khush kyun hai?
Chhote: Main gaaon gaya tha na, waha mujhe
cyclone mila 🙂
Bade: Abe tujhe cyclone mila to tu khush ho raha hai.. pagal hai kya?
Chhote: Haan, tujhe cyclone milta to tu khush nahi hota?
Bade: nahi , dimaag kharab hai tera, mujhe nahi chahiye cyclone
Chhote: Abe ‘Cycle Loan’ nahi milega to cycle kaise khareedega.. hahaha 😛 😀
Bade: Bakwas band kar !@#$%

Bade Chhote Jokes, Hindi Chutkule | Hindi | Joker

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