Funny Little Johny joke – babies!

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,
“Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends,
“It’s okay, we can play that game again!” 😀

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Daaru chhodne ki soch raha hoon

Little Johny ke thoughts…

Soch raha hoon, ki Daaru chhod dun!!

But problem yeh hai ki kiske paas chhodu!
Saale sab dost kameeene hain!

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Little Johnie’s Partner

One day Little Jonnie says to his father:
I want to get married.

Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes… Grandma!

Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother

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Little johny on call

Little Johny: Hello Uncle

Uncle: Hello beta..

Johny: Uncle can i take 2 minutes of your time?

Uncle: Sure beta

Johny:
Thanks Uncle
Tic tic 1
tic tic 2
tic tic 3..

Uncle: Johny, what are you doing?

Johny:
Uncle i am taking 2 minutes of your time,
please do not disturb..
I forgot.. now I have to start again
Tic tic 1
tic tic 2
tic tic 3..

😛 😀

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Indian definition of Electricity

Teacher: What is Electricity ?

Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,
she goes anytime,
anywhere without telling anyone,
even at midnight !

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Teacher – What are the people of Turkey called?

Teacher:- What are the people of Turkey called?

Little Johny:- I don’t know.

Teacher:- They are called Turks.
Now What are the people of Germany called?

Little Johny:- They are called Germs.

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But I like the way you think!

Teacher: “Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?”

Little Johnny: “None.”

Teacher: “No No No, Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?”

Little Johnny: “None.”

Teacher: “Can you explain that answer?” Continue reading

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Little Johny – Teacher Conversation

Teacher : Who is the President of Iraq ?

Little Johnny : I don’t know Miss

Teacher : You need to focus more on your studies.

Johnny : Please Miss, can I ask a question ? Continue reading

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Johny Experimenting On A Dog

Once Little Johny decided to do some experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment,
He cut one of the dog’s legs off, then he told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so he learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. Continue reading

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Teacher – Johny About Future

Teacher: What will you do after growing up?

Little Johny: Facebooking

Teacher: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?

Johny: Admin of facebook pages.

Teacher: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you
grow up? Continue reading

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