Meri shirt press kar do

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Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.

After 10 minutes

Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…

Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!

Hindi Chutkule, Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Girls, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Aaj ke zamaane ki sabse badi problem

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Aaj ke zamaane ki sabse badi Duvidha:

Mobile bigad jaaye, to bachche zimmedaar

aur

Bachche bigad jaaye,
To mobile jimmedaar!

Hindi Chutkule, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Mobile | Joker

Santa ne bheja Banta ko Hindi SMS

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Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja:
Bhejane-wala mahaan,
padhane-wala gadha.

Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai:
Bhejane-wala gadha,
padhane-wala mahaan.

๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Hindi Chutkule, Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

I am Rajnikant calling!

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Rajni – hello i am Rajnikant calling ๐Ÿ™‚

Ladka – ha pata hai…bol?

Rajni – tujhe kaise pata ki maine call kiya hai..?

Ladka – Mobile switch off tha mera!

Hindi Chutkule, Rajnikanth Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Santa in a bar

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Santa bar mein gaya to bartender ne usse puchha: Kya loge aaj?

Santa: Bas ek beer!

Bartender: Kya hua? Aaj tum kuchh theek nahi lag rahe.. Itne udaas kyun ho?

Santa: Meta meri biwi se jhagda ho gaya tha… Usne mujhe kaha ki wo 1 mahine tak mujhse baat nahin karegi!

Bartender: Phir usme kya dikkat hai?

Santa: Aaj ek mahina poora ho gaya!! ๐Ÿ˜›

Hindi Chutkule, Husband Wife Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Cheenti in an Auto

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Ek cheenti auto mein baithi.. aur ek per bahar rakha..

Driver: Madam per andar kar lo

Cheenti: Nahin, mujhe haathi ko laat marni hai..

Saala kal aankh maar kar gaya tha!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Hindi Chutkule, WhatsApp Jokes | Cheenti Haathi, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

Doctor aur Pappu

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Doctor: Bachche ko Paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye!!

Pappu:
… Lekin..

Lekin ubaalne se bachcha mar to nahin jayega??

๐Ÿ˜€

Hindi Chutkule, WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, JOTD, Pappu | Joker

Chhote Sardar ka birthday

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Ek baar ek Chhote Sardar ka birthday tha.

Sardar ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk maari to uska paad (fart) nikal gaya…

Dobara phunk maari fir paad nikal gaya…

Sardar gusse mein ulta ghumkar bola…

‘Le tu hi bujha Le’

๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€

Hindi Chutkule, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Sardar | Joker

Hijade aur Shaadi ki Badhaai

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2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye…

Pehli: haaye haaye, main to 1100 lungi

Dusri boli: main to 2100 lungi

Peechhe se Santa bola

“Abey 2310 le lo… usme FM bhi hai !!”

๐Ÿ˜› #Nokia

Hindi Chutkule, Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, SMS | Joker

Tum kaise paida hue?

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Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Nisar!

Teacher: Accha Batao ki tum kaise paida hue?

Nisar:
Jawani janeman haseen dilruba,
mile do dil jawa, NISAR ho gaya….

Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜€ #PJ

Hindi Chutkule, PJ - Poor Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi | Joker

Wahh Re Prabhu teri Leela

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Wahh Prabhu.. kya leela hai teri!!

Cockroach chuhe se darta hai…

Chuha billi se…

Billi kutte se…

Kutta aadmi se…

Aadmi biwi se…

aur biwi?

Biwi darti hai cockroach se!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

Hindi Chutkule, Husband Wife Jokes | Hindi, JOTD | Joker

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