Love to hate CID

Why I hate CID…

Example

LADY : Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA : Kya ? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ?

LADY : Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET : Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha ??

LADY : Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha

ACP : My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho… 😀

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ACP Pradyuman ki Funny CID Shayari

Rog se pareshan tha Rogi
aur Yog kar raha tha Yogi!

wah wah…

Rog se pareshan tha Rogi
aur Yog kar raha tha Yogi!

ACP Pradyuman bole:
Khoon kiya hai tumne,
Tumko to faansi hogi!!

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CID Shayari – Abhijeet and Safaai

Ab to karo safaai, Saare shehar mein gand hai…

wah wah..

Ab to karo safaai, Saare shehar mein gand hai…

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Abhijeet – “lagta hai andar koi nahin, Darwaza band hai!”

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Funny CID Shayari by Daya

Saalo se cricket team ko hai World Cup ki talaash

wah wah…

Saalo se cricket team ko hai World Cup ki talaash,

Ghar mein jhaank kar Daya bola,
Sir, yeh dekho ek aur Laaash!!

CID Jokes, Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

Jab yeh log paida hue – Funny Celebrities Joke

Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!

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Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!

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Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!
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Latest Funny Hindi Shayari

Yasomati maiyya se bole nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh life jhingalala. .

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Ek aur arz hai…

Maine piya aapka khoon,
Good Afternoon Good Afternoon.

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Funny CID Shayari and Jokes

Once again Khatarnak CID shayaries are back:

1.
Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi

Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khaasi

ACP pradyuman bole – “tumhe toh ab hogi phansi”

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2.
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega

ACP bola,
“ABHIJIT, MUJHE LAGTA HAI ye AISE NAHI MANEGA”.
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Daya fainted and went in to coma

Daya fainted n went into coma by seeing that…..

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that
RAJNIKANT broke the door just by knocking it. 😀

CID Jokes, Rajnikanth Jokes | English | Aditya

Bahumulya Shayari by Personalities

Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

Manmohan: theek hai! Continue reading

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