Santa has a perfect son

Santa: I have the perfect son.

Banta: Does he smoke?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: Does he drink whiskey?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: Does he ever come home late?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Santa: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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on Jul 5, 2015