The Phobias Workshop

Transcript

I would like to welcome you all to the phobia workshop. My name is Lee and I actually have a phobia myself
I have a fear of the word which is spelt A-A-G-H exclamation mark, that word
Why don’t you tell me about yourselves? Starting with you
Hi everyone, my name is Jim, and I have a fear of apologies
Sorry? Jim: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Karen: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh!
Oh, apologies, sorry
Jim: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Karen: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Is it any sort of apology? – Yes
Right, we’ll try and avoid them, shall we?
What’s your problem? – My name is Karen and I have a fear of repetition
Oh, you have a fear of …
I almost said it there, didn’t I? I’m very sor …
and you are?
My name is Ronni, and I have a fear of awkward silences
How long do these silences have to be? There was borderline that one
Let’s try and keep the conversation flowing, shall we?
Hello, I’m Tim. Sorry I’m late
Jim: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Karen: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Tim: Woof!
Lee: That’s OK
Let me introduce you to everybody
This is Karen. She has a fear of repetition
I’m so sorry
Jim: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Karen: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Tim: Woof!
What’s the matter with you? – I bark at other people’s phobias
I think I should have dealt with you on a one-to-one basis. You’re here now
My name is Lee. I have a fear of the word which is spelt A-A-G-H exclamation mark, that word
This is Ronni. She has a fear of awkward silences
So we’ll try and keep the conversation flowing then
Karen: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Tim: Woof! What? Karen: He said that earlier
Tim: Sorry Jim: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Karen: Aagh!
Lee: Aagh! Tim: Woof!
Can we just try and make some progress, please?
This is Jim. He has a fear of apologies – I’m terribly sor …
Jim, would you like to tell this group how this problem started?
It all began when I first tried on my grandmother’s stockings
Ronni: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Karen: Aagh! Lee: Aagh!
Tim: Woof!
Sorry. Aagh!

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on Sep 7, 2012