Santa ka interview

Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya

Manager: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?

Santa: Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui

Manager: Shaadi To Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai!!

Santa: Nahi Ji, Meri Behan Ki Shaadi To Ladke Se Hui Hai

Funny Indian Ads Jokes in Hindi

Special Formula:

Agar 500 logo ke liye shikanji banana ho..

To 2 dhakkan TIDE mila dein..

Kyunki…

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Naye TIDE mein hai
Hazaaro nimbuo ki Shakti!!

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Agar aap ghar mein akele baithe bore hote rehte hain..

to ghar mein JK Wall Putti lagwaye…

Deewarein bol uthengi!
Phir khoob batiyana ;-) :-D

Happy Diwali Funny Wishes

Wish You Pay Income
Tax @ Highest Slab Rate.

Wish You Hav to Pay Even
Gift Tax & Wealth Tax.

May You Incur All Types
Of Capital Gain Taxes.

May You Always Get Audited
Under 44AB.

May You Have A/c. in Swiss Bank.

May You Dine in Gold Plate
With Spoon of Platinum.

Wish You Would Be 8th
Wonder of the World.

May You Get Compound
Interest in Love With
Your Financial, Physical,
Intellectual & Spiritual
Wealth..!!

HAPPY DIWALI..!!
Team Jokofy

Sharaab Peene ka Reason

Pati kamre mein baitha sharaab pee raha tha.

Yeh dekhkar patni gusse se tam-tamaa kar boli:
Aapne to kaha tha ki bina kisi Reason sharaab ko hath bhi nahin lagaoge, phir yeh sab kya hai??

Pati:
Reason hai pagli… Reason hai!

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Ab dekho, Diwali aa rahi hai, Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali botal chahiye ki nahin?? :-D :-P

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HAPPY DIWALI 2014!

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