Funny question by a girlfriend

Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6

Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???

Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun…!!

Blonde, Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

New Sardar Jokes – Mast hain aur Funny Bhi

Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h…

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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…

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Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le…

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Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi.

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Ek Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche
|||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo…
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WhatsApp | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Never Underestimate the power of…

Never underestimate the power of three things;

1. Wife angry for a reason;

2. Wife angry without reason

and

3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a reason.

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | English | Joker

Saambhar or Rassam?

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today

Husband : First make it, we will name it later :-P

Husband Wife | English | Joker

Pati Patni aur Winters

Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!

Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Iraada Hai?

Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola “Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi”

Happy Winters… :-D

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Santa Banta jokes collection

Height of guessing an answer……

Teacher – who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa – he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya….!!

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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa’s door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??

Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!

Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!

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Santa to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..

Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..?

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Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: ” Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted !

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Gaanv ke Sardar aur Helicopter

Two seater helicopter punjab ke ek gaan mein gira…
Gaanv ke saare sardar raahat karya mein lag gaye aur 600 shav nikal laaye!

Saala samjh nahi aa raha tha ki aisa kaun sa helicopter tha jisme 600 log sawaar the..

Baad mein pata chala ki Helicopter Kabristan mein gira tha!!

Bolo ta ra ra ra…! :D

Jokes | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Funny Punjabi Kavita

Assi dhoop samjhe, Oo chaa nikli..

Assi Sherni samjhe, Oo Gaay nikli..

Beda gark ho aena beauty parlour da..

Assi kudi samjhi oo to Kudi di Maa nikli!!

:-D :-P

Funny Shayari | Punjabi | Joker

Funny Mobile Recharge Jokes

Net pack khatam ho raha hai, Koi hai recharge karwane wala?

Abhay ne mere mobile mein 100 Rs ka recharge karaya to uski 3 din baad naukri lag gayi!

Jagdish ne 150 ka karaya, Uski shaadi pakki ho gayi!

Ahmed ne 50 ka karaya, Uska khoya bakra wapas aa gaya!

Harwinder Singh ne 125 ka karaya, Use Canada jaane ka Visa mila!

Sheela ne 500 ka karaya, wo jawaan ho gayi..

Munni ne nahin karaya, Wo badnam ho gayi!

Aage aapki marzi…!

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Koi bhi 1 number mann mein rakho..

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Aur utneka recharge mere mobile par karo,
Main apko bataunga kitna balance aaya hai!!

hasoo mat, Like karo. Share karo!

WhatsApp | Hindi, Mobile, SMS | Joker

Santa ko Sanskrit Seekhni hai

Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,

Pandit: kyun?

Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegi

Pandit: Agar nark gaye to?

Santa: Punjabi to aati hi hai…

:-D :-P

Santa Banta | Hindi, Punjabi | Joker
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