Chor aur Santa ka Mobile

Ek chor santa ka mobile le kar bhag raha tha.

Santa: bhaag saale bhag…

bhag..

aur bhaag

Kal kya karega?

Charger to mere pass hai. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

Pati Patni ki Ladai ka Gawah

Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the?

Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha.

Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chahte ho?

Gawah: Huzoor, main bas itna hi kehna chahunga ki Main kabhi shaadi nahin karunga!!

Alia ki tokri, Aur Rahul baba ka dimaag

Alia Bhatt to Rahul :
Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai.
toh tokri ke aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne hai…
to 10 k 10 tere….
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai… .
to ande dene wali Murgi bhi teri…. .

Rahul Gandhi :- Arey koi HINT TO De!! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

Latest new funny PJs (Poor Jokes)

What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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USB

No claps please!

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One More ☝

Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because of ‘Tali-ban’!

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Acha ek or ☝

What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?

Bujurg Khalifa!

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Acha bas ek or ☝

How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?

Diplomacy!
(Dip-lo-massi)

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Ye wala last ☝

How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
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Vocabulary!
(vo-cab-bula-ry)

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Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..

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Share to banta hai boss! Thoko like πŸ˜€

Biwi market se kya laayi!

Biwi market se lauti

Pati: Mera andaza yeh keh raha hai ki iss dibbe mein koi khaane ki cheez hai.

Patni: Arey wah mere pati parmeshwar, aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai, isme mere naye sandals hain!!

Rajni in Talwarbaji competition

Ek baar Rajnikanth Talwarbaaji ke ek muqabale mein pahunche.

Wahaa Cheen, Japan, aur Kayi Anya desho se talwarbaaji ke liye yoddha pahunche the

Pehle Chinese Talwarbaaj ne ek baal ke 2 tukde kar diye

Uske baad aaye Japani ne udati hui makkhi ki gardan kaat di

Phir aayi Apne Indian Rajnikanth Ki baaji….
Rajnikanth ne machchar udaya…
Apni talwar ghumaai…

Lekin machchar udata raha..

Japani aur Chinese dono hi kaafi khush hue, Aur unhone Rajnikanth se Puchha:
“Machchar to Abhi bhi udd raha hai?”

Rajnikanth ne muskurate hue jawab diya,
“Udd to raha hai, Lekin ab wah kabhi Baap nahin ban paayega”!!

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