Yeh joke mast hai, Padhoge to…

Yeh joke padhoge to, Hanste-hanste gir jaoge!
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Isliye likha hi nahin,
Kahin, gir gaye to..!!

I Care For U naa!!

PJ | Hindi | Joker

Kameene Dost

Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai?
Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna?

Main: Yaar ek kaam tha….
Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai..! :-D

WhatsApp | Friends, Friendship, Hindi | Joker

Dadaji Pahunche Swarg

90 saal ke ek dadaji mrityu ke baad swarg pahunche..

Swarg mein khoobsurat apsarao ka nritya dekh kar dada ji fut-fut kar rote hue bole…

“Saala Baba Ramdev ke chakkar mein nahin padta, to kab ka yaha pahunch gaya hota” :-D

WhatsApp | Baba Ramdev, Hindi | Joker

Patiyo ke liye aaj ka gyaan

Aaj ka Gyaan..

Patni paper-weight ki tarah hoti hai..
Pati ko fad-fadaane to deti hai,
Par
Udne nahin deti!!

Husband Wife | Hindi | Joker

Naughty Dubey Chaat Wala

Ladkiya Interval mein apne college ke bahar “Dubey Chaat Waale” ke paas jakar boli:

Pehli ladki: Dubey meri chaat..

Dusri ladki: Dubey pehle meri chaat..!

Teesri ladki: Nahin dube, pehle meri chaat nahin to pera period shuru ho jayega!

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Dubey saala Khushi ke maare chal basaa! :-D

WhatsApp | Girls, Hindi, Naughty | Joker

Johny Johny Employee Poem

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!

WhatsApp | English | Joker

What are vowels?

Teacher: What are vowels ?

Student : Vowels are special sounds that are heard during S3x..

Student Teacher | English, Naughty | Joker

Dimaag ki Pareeksha

Shaadishuda purusho ke liye…

Q: Maine shaadi kyun ki?
Ans: Dimaag kharab ho gaya tha

Shaadi-Shuda Mahilao ke liye…

Q: Main Patni kyun bani?
Ans: Kisi ka dimaag thikaane lagana tha!! :-D

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Dentist se daant nikalwana hai

Ek saji-dhaji mahila apne pati ke sath ek doctor ke clinic gayi.

Mahila:
Ek daant nikalwana hai…
Par sirf 10 minute mein..
Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin!
Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…!
Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!!

Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain aap.. ! Aaiye examine chair par let jayiye! Dikhayiye kaun sa daant hai!

Mahila (Apne Pati se): Jaao, let jaao… aur bata do kaun sa daant hai!! :-D

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Funny shayari – Meri khaas friend

Arz Kiya Hai….

Normal friend thi wo meri,
achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.

Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi kamini,
pregnancy test me pass ho gayi…!!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker
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