Girlfriend trolled by boyfriend

Girlfriend: Jaanu tum bahot badal Gaye ho, kal raat mere message ka reply bhi nahi kiya

Boy: nahi jaanu kaam mein busy tha…

GF: 2-3 din se tum kaam ka bahana bana rahe ho. tum mujhse kuch chupa rahe ho…

Boy: nahi Jaanu thodi tention hai..

GF: tum hamesha apni tention mujhse chupate ho.mujhe batao hum dono mil kar koi solution nikalenge. tum mujhe kuch to batao problem kya hai..

Boy: Toh le sun
BOILER FEED PUMP ka bearing temp bahut jaldi jaldi badh raha hai..usme abnormal sound bhi aa raha hai. Lube oil pressure to sahi hai.mujhe lagta hai Discharge valve Puri tarah se open nahi ho raha hai.lekin control room me feedback to open ka aa raha hai.lagta hai C & I ka problem hai..

GF: ok jaanu Mai jati Hu maa bula rahi hai..

WhatsApp | Girlfriend, Hindi | Joker

Maa Beta ka funny conversation

5 year old boy :
I Love u Mom.

MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too…….!!

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16 year Old Boy :
I Love u Mom.

MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No Money…!!

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25 year Old Boy :
I Love u Mom.

Mom :- Hmm…Kaun hai wo ? Kahan rehti hai ?

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Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai..???

But the Best is..

35 yr old man :
Mom I love you ..

Mom : Beta pehle hi bola tha uss kamini se shaadi mat karna…!!

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And the bestest one…
55 yr old man : Mom I love you…

Mom: Beta main kisi bhi paper par sign nahi karungi… !!! :-D

Jokes, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Man shouting in front of his wife

A man was watching a DVD at home.. and jor jor se cheekhne laga …..

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Ghode par se mat utar.. Pagal mat utar..

Its a trap!! Its a trap!!

Marega saale..

Wife: Kya dekh rahe ho???

Man: Our wedding DVD!!

Husband Wife | Hindi | Joker

Funny Punjabi Jokes

Santa- kal mere vyah te tu kii payenga…

Banta- daaru pee ke kalesh.

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Punjab Airlines..

Air hostess: Sir kee loge ?

Sardar: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi

Air hostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te ni.=)) =D???

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Painted behind a Punjab Roadways bus :-

“Je waheguru da hukam hoya,
Taan manzil tak pahuncha davaange!”

“Je akkh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila davaange!”
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Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Doctor, Hindi, Punjabi, Sardar | Joker

Santa aur Teacher

Santa at his best..

Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?

Santa is quiet?

Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?

Santa: Chholle….?? :-D :-P

Santa Banta, Student Teacher | Hindi, Punjabi | Joker

RIP English!

Murder of english ?

Lady – Hey Fruitwale Baba, give me some Potatoes Fever !!

Fruitwala – O meri behen ye Potatoes Fever kya hota hai?

Lady – O Maye Gaad! You Literacy People!
‘Potatoes Fever’ means ‘Aaloo Bukhara!!!! :-D

WhatsApp | Girls, Hindi | Joker

Funny question by a girlfriend

Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6

Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???

Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun…!!

Blonde, Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

New Sardar Jokes – Mast hain aur Funny Bhi

Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?
Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h…

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Sardar flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:-
Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno…

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Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le…

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Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya
kamino aaj to amawasya h, chand to hoga hi nahi.

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Ek Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche
|||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo…
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WhatsApp | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Never Underestimate the power of…

Never underestimate the power of three things;

1. Wife angry for a reason;

2. Wife angry without reason

and

3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a reason.

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | English | Joker

Saambhar or Rassam?

Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today

Husband : First make it, we will name it later :-P

Husband Wife | English | Joker
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