Nurse Sardar Se

Hospital me Nurse:
Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida hua hai!

Sardar:
Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai.
Biwi yaha hospital mein hai aur beta ghar mein paida hua hai!!

WhatsApp | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya…

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Puchha: Body Aa Gayi Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi…

Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai! :D

WhatsApp | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

A Nice Quote aur Traffic Police

“Everyone goes with the flow…but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life…”
-Vivekanand

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Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police, paagal ne challan kaat diya….!!!

Jokes, Quotes | Hinglish | Joker

Sardars on phone call

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone
and says ‘Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon’.

The other sardar replies ‘Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!’ :-D

WhatsApp | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Banta Aur Santa in Army Training

Army Training ke dauran,
OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’

BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!”

OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai, Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!”

Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se
pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?”

SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MASSI hai MASSI..!”

Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Lady on phone

A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ??
Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ??
Ans:”Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. :-x

Thodi der baad
Another call from another unknown number..
Girl:”R u married.. ??
Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ??
Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans:”Wife hi hoon kutte.. aaj tu bas ghar aaja :-x

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Rahul Gandhi Ka Jawab against BJP’s Kiran Bedi

Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress.

Any guesses why?
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Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!

Politician, WhatsApp | English, Kiran Bedi, Rahul Gandhi | Joker

Santa at a Restaurant

Waiter: Your Bill Sir!

Santa : Take My Card…

Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!

Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai… “ALL CARDS ACCEPTED” ? :-D

Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

Announcing Android App Release – Jokes by Jokofy

We are glad to announce android app launch for Jokofy.com.
You can download it using this link.


jokofy androapp

This is just the v1 of the app, Before adding lot of features, We wanted to release it and get the feedback from you all. So please install it on your phones/tablets and share your feedback in comments below.

Don’t forget to rate us on Play Store as well.

Others | News | Joker
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