Rok do mere zanaaze ko

Arz kiya hai

Rok do mere zanaaje ko ab,
Mujhme jaan aa rahi hai!

wah wah..

Rok do mere zanaaje ko ab,
Mujhme jaan aa rahi hai!

Aage se thoda right le lo,
Kachori ki dukaan aa rahi hai!! :-D :-P

Wife is always right

Hubby : Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai…!

Wife : Namak barabar hai…! Sabji thodi kam thi…!!!

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Pati: Aaloo ke parantho mein aaloo to nazar hi nahin aa rahe

Wife: Chupchap kha lo, Kashmiri Pulao mein kya Kashmir nazar aata hai? :-D :-P

Wife is always right…! :-D

Also Read: Kitchen se Namak le aana

Sindhi ki Prayer

Ek Sindhi Bhagwan se Prarthna karta hai:

Hey mere 33crore Devi-Devtaao

Mujhe kuch nahi chahiye..

Bus Aap sabhi Mujhe 1-1 Rupaya de do. :-) :-D

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