Engineer Trolled by Plumber

Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gaya
labour charge 800 rupaiye..

Engineer: arey, 1 ghante ki itni fees to meri bhi nahi hai!

Plumber: Sir, jab main engineer tha to meri bhi nahin thi!

Jokes | Engineer, Hindi | Joker

Dimag ki jaanch karne ka upaay

Agar aap apne dimag ki jaanch karna chahte hain..
to yeh upaay apnaaiye…

Ek gaay (cow) ke saamne khade ho jayiye

Agar gaay aapke paas aati hai,
to samjh lena ki aapke dimag mein Bhoosa hai!

aur agar door chali jaati hai,
to aapka dimaag Khaali hai :-D :-P

ise kehte hain chit bhi meri, pat bhi meri ;-) SHARE karo ab!

WhatsApp | Animal, Hindi | Joker

LIC wale aur Patniya

Arz kiya hai..

LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain…

wah wah…

LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain…

Dusro ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto baithkar,
Unhe Unke pati ki maut ke faayde samjhate hain!! :-D

Funny Shayari, Husband Wife | Ahsaan Qureshi, Hindi | Joker

Manmohan Sabji lene gaye!

Manmohan Singh sabjee lene gaye…

Sabji wale se puchha:
Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai?

Sabjiwala: Ab rulayega kya pagle?
Muft mein le jaa..
pehli baar aawaz suni hai teri!!

Jokes | Hindi, Manmohan Singh | Joker

Bank mein ho gayi funny sher-o-shayari

Lootere ek bank ko lootane jaate hain…

Chori karte waqt wo ek sher arz karte hain.

Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega,
Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega

Hands up, Koi apni jagah se nahin hilega!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker
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