Happy Diwali Funny Wishes

Wish You Pay Income
Tax @ Highest Slab Rate.

Wish You Hav to Pay Even
Gift Tax & Wealth Tax.

May You Incur All Types
Of Capital Gain Taxes.

May You Always Get Audited
Under 44AB.

May You Have A/c. in Swiss Bank.

May You Dine in Gold Plate
With Spoon of Platinum.

Wish You Would Be 8th
Wonder of the World.

May You Get Compound
Interest in Love With
Your Financial, Physical,
Intellectual & Spiritual
Wealth..!!

HAPPY DIWALI..!!
Team Jokofy

Sharaab Peene ka Reason

Pati kamre mein baitha sharaab pee raha tha.

Yeh dekhkar patni gusse se tam-tamaa kar boli:
Aapne to kaha tha ki bina kisi Reason sharaab ko hath bhi nahin lagaoge, phir yeh sab kya hai??

Pati:
Reason hai pagli… Reason hai!

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Ab dekho, Diwali aa rahi hai, Rocket chalaane ke liye khaali botal chahiye ki nahin?? :-D :-P

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HAPPY DIWALI 2014!

Funny Diwali Jokes – Sardar aur Bruce Lee

Chhotu Sardar:
Jab Phatake fodte hain to pehle light dikhayi deti hai aur phir awaaz, aisa kyon?

Motu Sardar:
Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan pichhe!! :-D :-P

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Q: What is Bruce Lee’s Favorite festival?”
A: Diwa-Lee

Q: What does Bruce Lee have outside his home during Diwali?
A: Rango-Lee

Q: What did Bruce Lee give his sister as a gift?
A: Chaniya cho-lee!

Also See: Amitabh Bachchan on Diwali

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