Funny Asaram Bapu Shayari

Raghupati raghav raja raam,
Jail ke andar Aasaram!

Sadhu ban ke aise kaam,
Kaidi ban ke karo Aaram!

Dekh liye apna anjaam,
Hue budhaape mein Badnaam!

Jhoote pakhandi ke naam,
Dekh ka hai yeh Paigaam!

Khud ko kehte the bhagwan,
Pakde gaye na Jhandu Balm!

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Jo yeh post share kare, usko Jaadoo ki jhappi
Aur jo na kare use Aasaram baapu ki Pappi :-* :-D

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Asaram Bapu, Hindi | Joker

iPhone 6 WhatsApp Jokes are here – have fun!

When u fall down and your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and u hear a crack,
u’ll just be thinking

“Lord pls let that be my leg” :-D

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Congratulations… iphone 6 launched..
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9

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iPhone users who’ve been saying
“I love my small iPhone, Android phones are too big for me” all these years…. Apple just orphaned you…!!

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Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch…
They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say
“iPhone Chhe”.
Continue reading

WhatsApp | English, Hinglish, iPhone | Joker

Engineer Trolled by Plumber

Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gaya
labour charge 800 rupaiye..

Engineer: arey, 1 ghante ki itni fees to meri bhi nahi hai!

Plumber: Sir, jab main engineer tha to meri bhi nahin thi!

Jokes | Engineer, Hindi | Joker

Dimag ki jaanch karne ka upaay

Agar aap apne dimag ki jaanch karna chahte hain..
to yeh upaay apnaaiye…

Ek gaay (cow) ke saamne khade ho jayiye

Agar gaay aapke paas aati hai,
to samjh lena ki aapke dimag mein Bhoosa hai!

aur agar door chali jaati hai,
to aapka dimaag Khaali hai :-D :-P

ise kehte hain chit bhi meri, pat bhi meri ;-) SHARE karo ab!

WhatsApp | Animal, Hindi, JOTD | Joker

LIC wale aur Patniya

Arz kiya hai..

LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain…

wah wah…

LIC wale bhi ghajab dhaate hain…

Dusro ki biwiyo ke paas ghanto baithkar,
Unhe Unke pati ki maut ke faayde samjhate hain!! :-D

Funny Shayari, Husband Wife | Ahsaan Qureshi, Hindi, JOTD | Joker
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