Bandiya aur Selfie

Height of Selfie…

Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?

Wife : Mall mein gayi thi, shopping karne.

Husband : Kya kya liya?

Wife : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.

Husband Wife | Hindi, Selfie | Joker

Funny bollywood PJ

Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…

Laki: Kab tak jamaoge?

Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!! 😀

PJ, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Sardar on call

Sardar dials a number

a Girl answered….

Sardar: Hello… kaun?

Girl: Main Seeta…

Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate… !!!

:[P :[D

WhatsApp | Hindi, Indian, Sardar | Joker

Tum hi ho meri zindagi

Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur…

Wife: Aur kya?

tell me aur kya…. ?

Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya?

Husband: Aur….. Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par :(

:[P :[D

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi, Zindagi | Joker

The Brilliant Sardar

Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar…

How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?

Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.. 😀

Student Teacher, WhatsApp | Hindi, Sardar | Joker

Baby, where are you?

GF: Where are you?
BF: hospital,had an accident
GF: When will they discharge you?
BF: in 2 days
GF: Ok, ghar jake mera mobile recharge karwa dena :-)

WhatsApp | Boy-Girl, Hindi | Joker

Kids are too smart these days

In a Nursery School Canteen…

There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-

“Do not take more than one, God is watching”

On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.!

WhatsApp | English, Kids | Joker

Yeh 5 bachche padhai nahin karne dete

Wo Konse 5 Bachche Hain
Jo Khud Bhi Sara Din Awaragardi Karte Hain
aur Na Khud Padhte Hain Na
Doosron Ko Padhne Dete Hein…

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Nobita, Shuzuka, Jiyan, Sunio
Aur Wo Kamina..
Doremon!

WhatsApp | Cartoon, Hindi | Joker

Maggi aur Tanu weds Manu ki shayari

Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles….
The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered…..
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Hum thode bewafa kya huye.
Aap to badchalan ho gaye

WhatsApp | Bollywood, Hindi | Joker

Vajpayee, Kalaam, Narendra Modi and Marriage

Vajpayee, Kalam and Modi have proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life, even a poet, scientist or a chai wala can lead a nation !

Maya, Sonia, Mamta, Uma & Jaya have proved that if there is no husband to disturb, a woman can disturb a nation !

Politician | English, Indian, Narendra Modi, Sonia Gandhi | Joker
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