Indian wife ke sanskar

Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko

“Abe Gadhe” aur
“Oye Gadhe” ya
“Sun Gadhe”

nahi bolti

Isliye wo short me
“A.G. / O.G./ Suno G” Kehti hain..

Santa ki Maa

Santa ki Maa:- 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui

Press reporter:- Fir apne kya kiya?

Santa ki Maa:- Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi krai. Fir ja ke Santa hua.. !! :-D

Allaah, Mere dhande mein barkat de

Ek aadmi dua kar raha tha..
‘Ya allah, mere dhande mein barkat de’

Peechhe se aawaz aayi

Koi abhi aameen mat bolo re, sab ke sab nipat jaoge.
Saala kafan bechta hai!!

Chhote Sardar ka birthday

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Ek baar ek Chhote Sardar ka birthday tha.

Sardar ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk maari to uska paad (fart) nikal gaya…

Dobara phunk maari fir paad nikal gaya…

Sardar gusse mein ulta ghumkar bola…

‘Le tu hi bujha Le’

:-P :-D

Ladki ki bhagne ki dhamki

Jab ladki bhagne ki dhamki de
to maa-baap ko kya karna chahiye?

Salaah…

Uska mundan karwa do,
5-6 mahino tak bhagna to kya
Ghar se bahar kadam bhi nahin rakhegi Takli!!! :-D

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