Husband, Wife and A Phone Call

Phone rings at night…

Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!

Wife (on phone): He is at home…

Husband (in anger): What the HELL??

Wife: SHUT UP, It was for ME!! :-D

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | English, Naughty | Joker

Doctor aur Pappu

Doctor: Bachche ko Paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye!!

Pappu:
… Lekin..

Lekin ubaalne se bachcha mar to nahin jayega??

:-D

WhatsApp | Doctor, Hindi, Pappu | Joker

Top 12 Funny Shayari – 11th is my favourite!

This is the collection of funny shayari created by taking some famous dialogues from Movies, TV Ads and Serials!

1.
Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan
…. And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!

2.
Kisi ko naa thi mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber..।

3.
Teri adaao pe main vaari vaari..
Dial 139 for Railway enquiry…।

4.
Na jeene ki aarzoo, Na marne ka khauf..,
The number you are trying is currently switched off..।
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Funny Shayari, PJ | Hindi, TV Ads | Joker

Girlfriend trolled by boyfriend

Girlfriend: Jaanu tum bahot badal Gaye ho, kal raat mere message ka reply bhi nahi kiya

Boy: nahi jaanu kaam mein busy tha…

GF: 2-3 din se tum kaam ka bahana bana rahe ho. tum mujhse kuch chupa rahe ho…

Boy: nahi Jaanu thodi tention hai..

GF: tum hamesha apni tention mujhse chupate ho.mujhe batao hum dono mil kar koi solution nikalenge. tum mujhe kuch to batao problem kya hai..

Boy: Toh le sun
BOILER FEED PUMP ka bearing temp bahut jaldi jaldi badh raha hai..usme abnormal sound bhi aa raha hai. Lube oil pressure to sahi hai.mujhe lagta hai Discharge valve Puri tarah se open nahi ho raha hai.lekin control room me feedback to open ka aa raha hai.lagta hai C & I ka problem hai..

GF: ok jaanu Mai jati Hu maa bula rahi hai..

WhatsApp | Girlfriend, Hindi | Joker

Maa Beta ka funny conversation

5 year old boy :
I Love u Mom.

MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too…….!!

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16 year Old Boy :
I Love u Mom.

MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No Money…!!

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25 year Old Boy :
I Love u Mom.

Mom :- Hmm…Kaun hai wo ? Kahan rehti hai ?

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Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai..???

But the Best is..

35 yr old man :
Mom I love you ..

Mom : Beta pehle hi bola tha uss kamini se shaadi mat karna…!!

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And the bestest one…
55 yr old man : Mom I love you…

Mom: Beta main kisi bhi paper par sign nahi karungi… !!! :-D

Jokes, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Man shouting in front of his wife

A man was watching a DVD at home.. and jor jor se cheekhne laga …..

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Ghode par se mat utar.. Pagal mat utar..

Its a trap!! Its a trap!!

Marega saale..

Wife: Kya dekh rahe ho???

Man: Our wedding DVD!!

Husband Wife | Hindi | Joker

Funny Punjabi Jokes

Santa- kal mere vyah te tu kii payenga…

Banta- daaru pee ke kalesh.

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Punjab Airlines..

Air hostess: Sir kee loge ?

Sardar: Bread pakora with Tea and mathi

Air hostess: Sir ji tussi jahaaz te aye ho prabhat feri te ni.=)) =D???

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Painted behind a Punjab Roadways bus :-

“Je waheguru da hukam hoya,
Taan manzil tak pahuncha davaange!”

“Je akkh lag gayi,
Te waheguru naal hi mila davaange!”
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Santa Banta, WhatsApp | Doctor, Hindi, Punjabi, Sardar | Joker

Santa aur Teacher

Santa at his best..

Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?

Santa is quiet?

Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan, tere kol ki bachea?

Santa: Chholle….?? :-D :-P

Santa Banta, Student Teacher | Hindi, Punjabi | Joker

RIP English!

Murder of english ?

Lady – Hey Fruitwale Baba, give me some Potatoes Fever !!

Fruitwala – O meri behen ye Potatoes Fever kya hota hai?

Lady – O Maye Gaad! You Literacy People!
‘Potatoes Fever’ means ‘Aaloo Bukhara!!!! :-D

WhatsApp | Girls, Hindi | Joker
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