Biwi aur Coolie ek Platform par

Platform par dher saara samaan liye khadi ek aurat se coolie ne puchha:

Madam, Coolie chahiye?

Aurat ne badi vinamrata ke sath jawab diya:

Nahin bhaiya, Mere pati mere saath hain!! :-D

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Jaledi ke female hone ke karan

Jalebi ke female hone ke 2 karan hain..

Pehli, wo Meethi hai…

aur

Dusra, Wo kabhi seedhi nahin ho sakti!

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Pappu aur College ki Ladki

Pappu college ki ladki se bola :
“I love you, Ab tum mujhe bolo..”

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Girl :”Main abhi ja kar sir ko bolti hoon”

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Pappu : “Pagli sir ko mat bol,
Unki shaadi ho gayi hai”

WhatsApp | Hindi, Pappu, School | Joker

Jokes on Modi ka 10 lakh ka Suit

Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin! :-D

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Pehna Suit hazaar ka,
Bataya lakh ka,
Aur becha Crore mein,
Wah re Gujrati, Wah!

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Khabar hai Nawaz Sharif bhi suit silwane gaye the,
Parantu darji ne “Sharif” likhne se mana kar diya!! ;-)

Politician, WhatsApp | Hindi, Kejriwal, Narendra Modi | Joker

Two GIRLS Playing Chess!

Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess…
(Joke Doesn’t End Here)
GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai… Pak Gaye Hai…
GIRL 2: Haan Yaar… Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf unth!
(The Joke Doesn’t End Here Either)
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Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai…
BOY: Chalo Girls… Chess Khelte Hain…
Both GIRLS: Nahi… Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge…
BOY: Chalo Yaar… Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela…
Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge…
BOY: Okay… Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga…
Both GIRLS: Yupee… Phir Thik Hai…
(The Joke Still Doesn’t End)
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Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai…
GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar… Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!
GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad): Arre Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume…
GIRL 1: Kaise?
GIRL 2: Woh Lefty Hi Hoga…!

Jokes | Girls, Hindi | Joker

Baby mosquito’s first flying

Baby mosquito came back after its first flying…
His dad asked him, “how do u feel ?”
He replied “it was wonderful daddy… All humans clapped hands for me!! :)”

Moral:- Life is too beautiful, it depends on our way of thinking, why waste time on what people think…

WhatsApp | English | Joker

Alia Bhatt after India’s Win Today

Isi beech Alia Bhatt ne David Dhawan ko unke bete Shikhar dhawan ke shatak maarne par badhai di.

Yeh Sunkar David Dhawan phone par hi behosh ho gaye!! :-D

Celebrity, WhatsApp | Alia Bhatt, Hindi, World Cup | Joker

Funny SMS – I like three things

I like three things

1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. You

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Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink
And you to..

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Oh hello, Table kaun saaf karega? ;-)

WhatsApp | Hindi, Hinglish, Insult | Joker

Husband, Missing Wife and Car

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector : -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.
Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy.
Inspector : -Color of eyes?
Husband : -Never noticed.
Inspector : -Color of hair?
Husband : -Changes according to season.
Inspector : -What was she wearing?
Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.
Inspector : -Was she driving?
Husband : -Yes.
Inspector : -Color of the car?

Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door… and then the husband started
crying…

Inspector: -Don’t worry sir,…We will find your car.

Moral – “men will be men”

Husband Wife, Jokes | English | Joker

Latest Funny Husband Wife Jokes in English

Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”

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Doctor : How is your headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town.

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Marriage is like a public toilet…

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in &
Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Wives are magicians……..
They can change anything into an argument.

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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!

Husband Wife, WhatsApp | English | Joker
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