Allaah, Mere dhande mein barkat de

Ek aadmi dua kar raha tha..
‘Ya allah, mere dhande mein barkat de’

Peechhe se aawaz aayi

Koi abhi aameen mat bolo re, sab ke sab nipat jaoge.
Saala kafan bechta hai!!

Chhote Sardar ka birthday

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Ek baar ek Chhote Sardar ka birthday tha.

Sardar ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk maari to uska paad (fart) nikal gaya…

Dobara phunk maari fir paad nikal gaya…

Sardar gusse mein ulta ghumkar bola…

‘Le tu hi bujha Le’

:-P :-D

Ladki ki bhagne ki dhamki

Jab ladki bhagne ki dhamki de
to maa-baap ko kya karna chahiye?

Salaah…

Uska mundan karwa do,
5-6 mahino tak bhagna to kya
Ghar se bahar kadam bhi nahin rakhegi Takli!!! :-D

Santa ka interview

Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya

Manager: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?

Santa: Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui

Manager: Shaadi To Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai!!

Santa: Nahi Ji, Meri Behan Ki Shaadi To Ladke Se Hui Hai

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