Santa, Banta aur Biwi

Banta: Aur Bata Santa, Kya haal, Biwi ke saath kaisi nibh rahi hai?

Santa:
Bas Mast hai yaar…
Subah jo wo chahe karti hai,
Aur shaam ko jo wo chahe Main karta hoon!

Husband Wife, Santa Banta | Hindi | Joker

3 Idiots Part 2 – Facebook

3_idiots_classroom joke

Rancho: *Smiling*..

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi… aaj bana diya hai… bohot maza aa raha hai. :) :)

Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai…

Tell me, what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir…
Ghumne gaye… photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir…
Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!

Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like…
Comment-Like…

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge?
Comment-Like… Comment-Like…?
Continue reading

WhatsApp | Bollywood, Facebook, Hindi | Joker

Guess the song – funny PJ

This one is even worse? (earlier one was this )

Guess which song is this

212

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Two (2) mere agal bagal hai… :-D

PJ, WhatsApp | Bollywood, Hindi | Joker

Mother to School Teacher

This is unbeatable…

School teacher sent home a note..:..

“Your son is an obedient & bright student, but spends too much time with girls.!!”

.

Mother sent a note back:

“Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem.”

:-D :-P

Husband Wife, Student Teacher | English | Joker

Thand ke mausam par funny shayari

Arzz kiya hai..

Mat dhundo mujhe iss duniya ki tanhai mein…

Thand bahut hai, main yahin hoon, apni rajaai mein!! :-D

Funny Shayari, WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Why do married couples fight?

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started….
*************************

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started….
***************************

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started….
***************************

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, ‘Do you know him?’
‘Yes,’ she sighed, ‘He’s my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.’
‘My Word!’ I said to my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started….
***************************

My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,’I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.’
I replied, ‘Your eyesight’s perfect.’
And then the fight started….
***************************

I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.”
So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started….
***************************

Dedicated to all married couples..
*****************************

Husband Wife | English, Marriage | Joker

Kisaan aur Uska Beta

Ek Kisaan ka beta jail me tha

us budhe kisan ne apne beteko jail me khat likha –
“beta main aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,
Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudega kash tu meri madad kar pata.”

Bete ne wapas jawab diya –
“papa aap khet mat khodna,
mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe hai !!!
Continue reading

WhatsApp | Hindi | Joker

Difference between Sun and Bun

Difference between Sun and Bun?

Sun rises in the east and sets in the west!

Bun rises in yeast and sets in the waist!! :-D

Jokes | English | Joker

Similarities in Linux OS and Aam Aadmi Party

Linux and AAP

Similarities:
Both are public funded
Both are transparent/open source
Both work on the feedback from the ground / Users.
Linux has a stronghold in ‘Server’ community, as people trust and rely on it.

Dissimilarities
Linux is still more used by the elite developer group, where as AAP, is more closely related to the common man, being the common man’s party.
The sheer number of volunteers of AAP is way higher than Linux.
Aam Aadmi Party has done door to door campaigning. Linux is not going door to door.
The rate of rise of Aaam Aadmi Party is way higher than that of Linux.
Linux is a niche open source project that powers 81% of the mobile phones in the world (Android), 43% of the tablets in the world (Android), 64.7% of the servers in the world and 95.2% of the supercomputers in the world.

Both Linux and Aam Aadmi Party have a long way to go before they reach the masses.

WhatsApp | English, Kejriwal | Joker
Page 1 of 14612345...102030...Last »

Get New Jokes in your mailbox

Subscribe for daily email, and never miss out on most popular jokes.