How to make a right decision

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How to make a right decision?

1) Pehle dil ki suno

2) Phir dimag ki..

3) Phir wahi karo jo Aapki biwi kahe!

Comedy Nights, Husband Wife | Hindi, Kapil | Joker

Indian Cricketers: Do v/s Die

What Indian cricketers think about “DO Vs DIE” ..

Ganguly: Do or die.

Sehwag: Do before you die.

Dravid: DO until they die.

Tendulkar: Do that will never die…

Laxman: Do when everyone else die.

Dhoni: Do everything before luck die.

Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)….

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Corporate Bhagwad Gita

Hey Employee,

Tum pichli late promotion ka paschatap mat karo

Tum Agli Promotion ki chinta bhi mat karo

Bus apni current posting se hi prassan raho

Tum Jab nahin the tab bhi ye office chal raha tha

Tum jab nahin hoge, tab bhi ye chalta rehega

Jo Desktop aaj tumhara hai, Kal kisi or ka tha; aur Parso kisi or ka hoga

Tum ise apna samajh kar magan ho rahe ho, Yahi tumhare samast dukho ka kaaran hai

Appraisal, incentive, promotion increment ye shabad apne man se nikal do

Phir tum is office ke ho
Aur ye office tumhara hai!!

LIKE if you agree :-D

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Funny Asaram Bapu Shayari

Raghupati raghav raja raam,
Jail ke andar Aasaram!

Sadhu ban ke aise kaam,
Kaidi ban ke karo Aaram!

Dekh liye apna anjaam,
Hue budhaape mein Badnaam!

Jhoote pakhandi ke naam,
Dekh ka hai yeh Paigaam!

Khud ko kehte the bhagwan,
Pakde gaye na Jhandu Balm!

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Jo yeh post share kare, usko Jaadoo ki jhappi
Aur jo na kare use Aasaram baapu ki Pappi :-* :-D

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