Bank mein ho gayi funny sher-o-shayari

Chor ek bank mein chori karne jaate hain…

Chori karte waqt wo ek sher arz karte hain.

Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega,
Taqdeer mein jo hai wahi milega

Hands up, Koi apni jagah se nahin hilega!

Funny Shayari | Hindi | Joker

What do you want to do in future?

Principal – Beta, What you want to become when you grow old?

Student –
After Studying MBBS ,
I want to join the police force
and get good job in a software company
and work as a lawyer
and construct Big buildings
and conduct research
and become a successful actor…

Principle – Whats your name Beta ?

Student – Rajnikanth!

Also Read: Barsat hui aur bheeg gaye hum

Rajnikanth | English | Aditya

Bachcho ki Umra kya hai?

Train me TT: Madam Bachcho Ki Umar Kya hai?

Madam:
2 SaaL,
2.5 SaaL
Aur 3 SaaL,

TT:
Madam Umar Chahe Kam Btao
Par “GAP” To Thik Se bolo..
Bachche hai ya pille..!! :-D

WhatsApp | Hindi, Train | Joker

Patni gayi blood donate karne

Pati : Kaha gayi thi?

Patni: Blood donate karne..

Pati:
Mera khoon peeti thi, tab tak to theek tha..
Ab use bechne bhi lagi?!! :-O

Husband Wife | Blood Donation, Hindi | Joker

Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?

Puchh rahi thi wo kal mujhse.. Kya tum mujhe yaad karte ho?

Muskurakar maine jawab diya:

Pagal, yaad karna itna aasan hota to..
College mein Top na kar lete hum?!!

Jokes | Boy-Girl, Hindi, School | Joker
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